Carlin is one of those productive people you
read about in magazines that actually does
stuff. I'm happy just to be her friendster!
Ohh, and she doen't take offense to obscene
emails if they are in Dutch.
People bow before the Empress... Most of
them try to peek up her skirt while
we're down there. They're in for a
nasty surprise, cause Carlin's a MAN,
baybee! This girl has a cock bigger
than most porno stars (even sci-fi
ones), and I ain't talkin magic erasers
here. She don't need to strap one on to
put 'em in their place! She's the
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch....well, you know the
rest.
I drink too much. I never return phone calls. I stay out
all night. I spend all my money on clothes. I don't know
why but people seem to really like me.
read about in magazines that actually does
stuff. I'm happy just to be her friendster!
Ohh, and she doen't take offense to obscene
emails if they are in Dutch.
them try to peek up her skirt while
we're down there. They're in for a
nasty surprise, cause Carlin's a MAN,
baybee! This girl has a cock bigger
than most porno stars (even sci-fi
ones), and I ain't talkin magic erasers
here. She don't need to strap one on to
put 'em in their place! She's the
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch....well, you know the
rest.