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"I'm a proud atheist. I work in New York, a city I love unconditionally despite bipolar weather and the rotting smell during..."
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Schools (Other):
University of Georgia, Poughkeepsie School of Bartending, others I don't care to talk about
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College/University:
University System of Georgia - University of Georgia, Attended 1996 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, Journalism/Magazines
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Occupation:
Editor
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Hobbies and Interests:
TiVo, theatre, movies, books, the holy trilogy of hilarious web sites (TWoP, Fametracker, Tomato Nation), New York restaurants, weekend road trips, puppet sex, making fun of Scientology, proper pronoun usage, and all-around good grammar
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Favorite Books:
all Sedaris, A Prayer for Owen Meaney, White Teeth, Plays Well With Others, The Hours, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Corrections, Magical Thinking
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Favorite Movies:
Waiting for Guffman, Heathers, Muriel's Wedding, Wet Hot American Summer, Almost Famous, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Network, Nashville, Magnolia
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Favorite Music:
Tori Amos, Pixies, Joni Mitchell, Aimee Mann, Ben Folds, Bjork, Sondheim, PJ Harvey, The Smiths, The Shins, The New Pornographers
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, The Simpsons, The Amazing Race, Strangers with Candy, Scrubs, The Daily Show, Project Runway, Law & Order: SVU, Lost
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I'm a proud atheist. I work in New York, a city I love unconditionally despite bipolar weather and the rotting smell during summer. I like reading (books, magazines and web sites), theatre, including musicals (stop judging me), talking, and not talking. I'm especially fond of soup. So is my boyfriend. We're perfect for each other. If you regularly use subjective pronouns incorrectly (such as "with Todd and I" or "for Todd and I"), do not speak to me: I will secretly loathe you, and Todd and I will make fun of you behind your back.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Amy Sedaris. Or Paul Rudd. Also George Clooney. Jon Stewart. Maybe Beyonce Knowles. Or Soleil Moon Frye.
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are a little lighter and brighter with
your sharp whit and great humor.
I'm glad you and me work in
publishing, and proper grammar is
important to both you and I.
only a rockstar in bed, but his HUGE
personality dominates almost any
social situation. He's kind of quiet
at funerals. (He's nothing like all
my so-called-friends who don't write
nice things about me.) We should all
learn from Josh's sweet southern ways.
xo
everyday! We worked for the same
company twice and it was always a
pleasure to have him around! He's funny
and understanding and so damn smart!
could point out Darkfriends in the
crowded elevator when we worked
together. I knew it was a match made
in the Spirit Realm when I found out
that he also liked soup for lunch and
letting me get my way. For the
record, Josh is the only friend who
visited me when I lived in South
Carolina. Now that's a TRUE FRIEND.
I love you, Yoshi!
you not fall in love with that? But
alas, sorry boys - he is already
taken. Josh is a charming, witty,
clever and stylish fellow who once upon
a time was, just like myself, a wide-
eyed southern belle embarking upon the
great adventure of conquering New York
City. Anyone who has the pleasure of
being Josh's friend should consider
herself lucky. I will forever be
grateful to him for introducing me to
the writings of David Sedaris,
Strangers With Candy and Tori Amos's
cover of A Case of You. What more
could a girl ask for?
disguise an inner core of pure,
horrifying EEEEE-VIL!!! OK, not
really. He's actually very nice. He
also often seems to have the same hair
cut as I do, so that means he has good
taste. I haven't actually seen him in
5,000 years so he may now have
dreadlocks. Josh, are you rooting for
the Chipsters or someone else on TAR?
vouch for him. he is the bomb-diggity,
except for those unfortunate times when
he fudge gets wet. he also has spring-
loaded cigarette arms which inspire awe.