Justin Main

      "I am smelling like a rose that somebody left me on my birthday deathbed."

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      • Occupation:

        Professional Wisenheimer

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Nothing or everything, depending on your definition of interests

      • About Me:

        I am smelling like a rose that somebody left me on my birthday deathbed.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        If you are rich and I have boned you, please meet me by the nacho cart. Also, if you are rich and you want to be boned, please meet me by the nacho cart.

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      • Debbie
      • Posted
      • I remember this guy Justin from when I
        was young and midwestern. He was one
        of the best Saturday School teachers
        around and never inflicted pain on his
        students or got his good friend Debbie
        in trouble. This guy is great if you
        ever need a friend to sneak out of
        meals at camp with, or to go to a lame
        formal dance in high school with. Just
        don't get on his wrong side, or you
        could be in for a world of pain.
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • J-Dizzle is very, very cute. I can't
        decide if its his Homer Simpson belly
        or his man-boobs or his bitter
        midwestern girlfriend, but I feel like
        a moth drawn to Justin's burning flame,
        and of course I get burned every time.
        Chaval.
      • Dave
      • Posted
      • Well kiss my grits if it aint the
        jewstin himself. I have to say you are
        one sexy bitch. Smoke em if you got
        them, peace out, Super fly

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