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"My life is performance art, and I'm the only consistent
audience. I will hump your leg."
More about Monkey
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More About Monkey
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Occupation:
being me
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Hobbies and Interests:
being naked when I shower, plotting revenge, coffee, makin stuff, putting on my PANTS first then my shoes, Eating, Eating some more.
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Favorite Books:
catch 22, slaughterhouse 5, neverwhere, fight club, Godel Esher Bach, focoults pendulum, the prince, the little prince, awareness, how to win friend by being a smart ass
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Favorite Movies:
Cohen Brothers stuff, indochine, amelie (cause I'm a sucker), city of lost children, matrix 2, more importantly I HATED the waterboy. I'm gonna kick your butt adam sandler.
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Favorite Music:
Imogen heap, soul coughing, aesop rock, they might be giants
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Favorite TV Shows:
fuck tv
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About Me:
My life is performance art, and I'm the only consistent
audience. I will hump your leg.
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Who I Want to Meet:
God. I want to meet God. I think we need to have a talk
about the platypus.
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Testimonials and Comments for Monkey
internet universe. This makes him smell
like the trees you hang from a car
mirror. That is a nice smell.
Hamburgers don't like Sean. Sean
should go to Hamburg, to pay
hommage to the namesake, Sean
should not eat Cheeseburgers, Sean
has been to Cheeseburg. I like this
about Sean, it leaves more Cheese for
Me. Sean likes to leave me Cheese.
Thanks Sean and Thanks Cheese.
"the jocks". I can't remember the exact reason
why but I'm sure it had something to do with
my love of either Pro Wrestling or "Weird Al"
Yankovic. One or the other. Probably both.
Anyway, there I was, laying on the ground,
pants around my ankles, being kicked about
the head and neck area when out of no where
comes Sean. He instantly felt sorry for me and
did what any decent person would have done.
He ran back to the Media Center, grabbed a
video camera and came back and fillmed the
whole thing. That video went on to make
$10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos,
despite Bob Saget's lame voice over. I've never
seen a dime of that money, but DAMN is that
video hilarious. Sean did put it on DVD for me.
I love the commentary.
any monster truck rally or NASCAR
race. Pure class and old fashioned
gentlemanly charm too.
mainly because there is not much on
his profile. A humble stance indeed
for such a champion. Sean's keen
intellect and penchant for tom foolery
(oddly enough) rarely lands him into
trouble. He is someone you want on
your side.