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Cheers, Boston - get out of our pic!
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"They call me the Big Ten MILF Pimp.
Rockets Rule! (but they currently suck)"
More about Hans
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Schools:
Kempner H S, Attended 1989 - 1993, Class of 1993
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Schools (Other):
Kempner, UT Austin
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College/University:
University of Texas - Austin, Attended 1993 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, EE
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Occupation:
if you live in houston, i can turn off your power
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Hobbies and Interests:
playing basketball, Houston Rockets (NBA in general), motorcycles, eatin dirt while trail ridin, snow ski/board, eating cheap arse Chinese food on Bellaire, letting my dog sniff everyone's butt/crotch, performing kareoke with balz (we take requests!), waiting for florence to come home, watching UT football win the national championship, is mrach madness next??
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Favorite Books:
How to Catch Annoying Mice in Your Home
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Favorite Movies:
Major League 1 and 2, Rush Hour 1 and 2, Swingers, Bad Boys, anything in Skinemax or 77
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Favorite Music:
no country - can listen to anything else
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Favorite TV Shows:
Jeffersons, Chips, Seinfeld, ER, Cheers, Alias, Pimp My Ride
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
They call me the Big Ten MILF Pimp.
Rockets Rule! (but they currently suck)
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Who I Want to Meet:
The Big Ten MILF I cannot pimp.
Also, the fool who closed down Big Ten.
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a new establishment to pimp MILFs (if
your wife lets you, that is). Then you'd
be a 4 income household! Woohoo!
Save all Natalie paraphernalia so that I
may stalk her when I come
back. "Crazy ST, Stalkin' me..."
why ho wasn't in any pics (look
now) ...kinda busy, isn't he? can't
wait to see you in action in vegas! :-P
probably the best movie i ever did - i
never had to worry about calling
everyone and getting everybody to go
out and figure where to go and where -
he did it all. ah, the memories at
Norfolk - i should have kept my key.
and we are still one of the very few
professional drinkers out there - just
watch it - don't drink too much so
that you turn into Homo eroticus.
don't want your roommate abby to be
jealous.
Oh yeah, there's big ass rats too. Don't
want you to get your panties in a bunch.
broke by shoa tai & chris at the SAME
time? - those 2 are always "double"
teamin from the backside... must be the
rims on the A.V. (did they discontinue
it) ... they just hatin...
always trying to provoke someone into
doing something idiotic for a dollar.
He should save all those dollars for
the liver transplant he will need
someday.