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london 2000
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"clouds streaked the sky that october afternoon, as the reverend dalton and malcolm seymour stood atop the precipice by the..."
More about Malcolm
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College/University:
Yale University, Attended 2001 - 2004, Class of 2004, Other, JD State University of New York - Buffalo, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
monad
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Hobbies and Interests:
robot dancing, graffiti, chess, straight pool, the autobahn, belgian beer, coming into the front straight at lime rock in a fiat abarth OT 1000 turning 9000 rpm straining against the five-point smelling hot clutch, then more robot dancing
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Favorite Books:
hunger, of human bondage, neuromancer, in cold blood, ragtime, ham on rye, if on a winter's night a traveler, middlesex
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Favorite Movies:
no maps for these territories, a taste of cherry, nobody knows, before sunset, exotica, city of god, man with a movie camera, glengarry glen ross, russian ark, yi-yi, wet hot american summer, the sweet hereafter, in the bedroom, you can count on me, play time
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Favorite Music:
dan deacon, trentemoller, capitol k, allien+apparat, justice, max tundra, cannibal ox, schneider tm, isolee, dwayne sodahberk, in flagranti, ekkehard ehlers, jim o'rourke, fennesz, old autechre, f.x. randomiz, old muziq, menomena, mdk, soft pink truth, les savy fav, sebastiAn
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Favorite TV Shows:
six feet under, the mighty boosh, home movies, get a life, the state, freaks & geeks, black adder, arrested development
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
clouds streaked the sky that october afternoon, as the reverend dalton and malcolm seymour stood atop the precipice by the lighthouse. the reverend's habit billowed in the briny wind, his cobalt eyes teared as they beheld the roiling grey waters. a filament of silver hair slipped free from his sculpted coif and spilled meaningfully across his knitted brow. "this is it!" shrieked the reverend. "this is His plan!" nonplussed, malcolm could think of nothing but the bag of circus peanuts he had left in the car.
events unfolded, as is their tendency to do, leaving malcolm with an acuity uncommon to his kind. those who dare to cross him, heed these words: malcolm seymour can read you like a book. and it's a book he can't put down.
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Who I Want to Meet:
you do not live in a corner of your consciousness to spare the furniture of the rest. you camp squarely in the center, and you keep an open house. when you smile, it is like the movement of a person who in emptying a cup turns it upside down; you give the last drop of your good humor.
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Friendster account open on my computer, but it
all ended-up ok, because I was wildly
uninventive this morning, and could think of no
greater evil than adding him to my much-
neglected network. Besides, he might make me
drink another Sparks if I go through and piss-off
all you fine friendsters!
I LIKE MALCOLM
I played Badmitton with him once and it
was very fun, I must admit. Someday soon
I hope to come visit his palatial Estate
and see what a Lawyer lives like, I bet
it is like a KING!
He is funny and sexy, so ladies get on
that Train before it RIDES away, if you
do know what I'm saying, which I'm
certain you do, because any ladies
reading Malcolm's testimonials are quite
intelligent.
Thank you for your time and generosity,
please do enjoy Malcolm day and night
for at least two to six weeks before
deciding if he is right for you. Always
consult a doctor before trying Malcolm
for the first time, especially if you
suffer from a heart condition.
in most things, including bagels, and a
wardrobe made up entirely of earth
tones. He's into corporate
responsibility too, which is sexier
than you might think. I used to sit
next to him in class, and sometimes his
adorability would make my palms sweaty,
which is why I sat with my arms crossed
a lot.