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"I am not known to turn down any good offers to stir up
trouble. I've spent the night in jail... in roller skates.
I..."
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Occupation:
Hollywood Detective/crackpot/Hell on Wheels
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Hobbies and Interests:
Being loud. Being quiet. Hanging out with people. Being left the hell alone. Making out. Sleeping in. Loving my friends. Irrationally hating complete strangers. Roller Derby, and all the fabulous jackasses that skate with me.
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Favorite Books:
Play it as It Lays, Fanny Hill, The Sheltering Sky, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Swimming Underground, A Sport and a Pasttime, and the His Dark Materials Trilogy by Phillip Pullman
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Favorite Movies:
Unholy Rollers, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Student Nurses, Sensational Janine, Valley Girl (triangular chest hair is hot), Clueless, Ball of Fire, Pretty Poison, Beauty, pretty much anything with Julie Christie or P.J. Soles
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Favorite Music:
Blondie, The Adverts, Beach Boys, X, Helium, Slowdive, Neko Case, Broadcast, Astrud Gilberto, Dusty Springfield, Bridget St. John, Suzi Quatro and anything that makes me want to take my shirt off while driving and wave it out the window.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Charlie's Angels, Buffy, Eight is Enough (a sick fixation that I cannot explain)
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About Me:
I am not known to turn down any good offers to stir up
trouble. I've spent the night in jail... in roller skates.
I enjoy instigating make-out parties. I can play the
spoons. I was kicked out of the Brownies for secretly
teaching the troop dirty songs. I can spot thong underwear
thru pants a mile away. I wish that J.Lo would die. I
live with the hope that moustache rides are still free. My
motto in life used to be "Everything in excess or nothing
at all." Then I realized that excess was too expensive, so
I now embrace moderation, with short bursts of "Holy Shit!!"
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd really like to meet Tuesday Weld one day. She's pretty
cool. And anyone in a band out there that people are
calling "the new ELO." Any bitches that think they can
knock me off a pair of roller skates.
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Testimonials and Comments for Jenny
satanists. i will pray for her soul,
though she'd probably tell me to go to
H-E-double hockey sticks! jenny
suffers more than the satanists...=(
you should call on Jenny. See, watch: Hey
Jenny, there's this bitch I want to fuck up REAL
BAD, could you help me out? Thanks. Love,
Cathy.
have smelled her. Certainly seen her
at her most middling, between the day
before and that after. She reminds me
of me when I was young. She's not an
alcoholic but plays one in real life.
thought she was all talk.. proved me
wrong I believe she is an
extremist,balls out chick,can fall and
get back up again, so if you come up
against Kasey Bomber, you better be
prepared to finish the job, cause she
will get back up..bang, bang, baby!!
have been friends since we hitchhiked
cross country and now we carpool to our
parole officers together. Actually we
just met last month - but I feel like
I've known her forever and I hope
someday I can say that and it will be
true (the we've been friends forever
part - not the parole officer part.)
me, because I think I can knock her off
her skates. Well maybe. We'll see.
Jenny just spent an hour telling me how
she could kick my ass and everyone
else's in the room and how great a
kisser she was, then proceded to go
home with the hottest guy in the bar.
Damn, she's smooth!
and fell on the steps outside of my
apartment and was carried away on a
stretcher with a bloody lip(that's how
i recall the story anyway)...funny it
was not (not that day anyway)...and
that was the beginning of the knowing
of jenny for me...oh, and she is one of
the funniest people i ever met...
strangle me on a bus in Colorado.
Highly inappropriate.
She was the ONLY one I could rely on to
stay out all night with me. What I didn't
realize at the time was that she was going to
school full time during the day AND making
straight A's. So, what I'm trying to say is that
Jenny is not only the most rocking kick ass
girl you will ever meet, but she's probobly
got some secret double life you don't know
about.