Alice

Cortez High School

Rock Singer, Restaurant owner

Alive Enterprises, Pacific Eye & Ear, Spitfire Records

Golfing, Horror films, Vincent Price, Corvettes, Sheryl my wife, Cheap B Movies, Acting, Chickens, Beating up Santa, Mannequins, Spiders, Guillotines, Snakes, Salvador Dali, Rock & Roll, Leather, Cooperstown, The Hollywood Vampires, Nightmares, Shock Rock

Salem's Lot, IT, A Biography of Tiger Woods, The Halloween Tree, Fahrenheit 451, Twisted Tales from Shakespeare, Alice in Wonderland, Billion Dollar Baby, Me Alice, Something wicked this way comes

Psycho, Roadie, The Birds, Sextette, Prince of Darkness, Shocker, Monster Dog, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Friday the 13th, West Side Story, Godzilla, Wayne's World, Frankenstein, The Producers, Dazed & Confused

Flo & Eddie, Guns & Roses, The Beatles, Iggy Pop, Rolling Stones, The Who, David Bowie, The Plasmatics, The Animals, Smashing Pumpkins, Rob Zombie, The Waitresses, Joan Jett, Burt Bacharach, Frank Zappa, The GTO's, Twisted Sister, Elvis, MC5, The Doors

That 70's show, The Muppets, Ozzie and Harriet, Green Acres, The Osbournes, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Craig Kilborn, Something Wilder, The X-files, Leave it to Beaver, The A-Team, Six feet under, Hollywood Squares, The peoples court

Marilyn Manson....I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

I was born Vincent Damon Furnier, but my friends call me Alice.

My dog bit me on the leg today, my cat clawed my eyes.

I once masturbated in a jelly doughnut and gave it to my sister.

I love playing golf, esp in the VH1's 'Fairway To Heaven' Celebrity Golf Tournament

Sometimes at night I like putting on make-up and turning into this deranged charactor and put on bizarre stage shows.

I love to play with knives, golf clubs, crutches, machetties or anything else I can get my hands on.

I enjoy crashing Tupperware parties.


By night I am master of shock rock, by day I am Ozzie Nelson


I love the DEAD

Come to Cooperstown in downtown Phoenix and try my Welcome to my nightmare chilli.

Lunch with Martha Stewart---Please come to Cooperstown the meal is on the house. The PMRC, PETA, & Britney Spear's Snake.