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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
San Francisco
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Company:
PBGH (dot org)
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Jon's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/76046
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Occupation:
IT dood
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What I enjoy doing:
Stuff chicks don't care about.
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Favorite Books:
half of everything Terry Pratchett ever wrote, Dial 911 and Die, any Neal Stephenson, Body Flow, Amberger's Secret History of the Sword, Going Postal, Spanking the Donkey, Pleasant Hell, Russia As It Is
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Favorite Movies:
American Astronaut, Pi, Conan the Barbarian, Six-String Samurai, Blind Fury, Fight Club, Mystery men, Strange Days, Fist of Legend, A Beautiful Mind, Hardware, Army of Darkness, just about every hitman-with-a-heart-of-gold movie ever made, PotC, Rob Roy
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Favorite Music:
Life is Bonkers, Kompressor, Hippie Aggression, Plasterkatz, Limpopo, Crumpled Napkin, Cirque du Soleil, computer game soundtracks, goth/industrial/punk shite, Billy Nayer Show, Das Klown, Slow Poisoners, Tiger Lillies, Thou Shalt Not, Aquabats
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Favorite TV Shows:
Inevitably cancelled, usually by the end of the first season. That's how you know they're good, usually.
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About Me:
Goofball.
Reluctant writer.
Troubleshooter.
Martial artiste.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Um...
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John is kind of the psycho midget you wish you never had but then once he is around you that is it! He's DANGEROUS I TELL YOU! DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! He gets you addicted to russian martial arts and then claims no responsability after your hooked and tortured on a daily basis during practice and also get you hooked on the red elvis's
. Then if that ain't enough he'll sucker you in to his hijinks at renfair and then you end up trying to sell him to a bunch of women that pass by sea dog stage no doubt. It was the best 25 cents I ever made in my life.
But really he is a definate class act, unlike most folks these days if you need him in a pinch he will be there for you even if late a little bit. John is always welcome in my home/table/counsel. He is the closest thing to one of the last honest pizza's. John we all love ya! Now Go HOME!
(tm) came there is a very short list of
people I would allow into my deep,
underground lair. Jon is very near the
top of that list, right up there with
my wife Tish, Laureen, and of course,
my penis.
Best of all, he could hold off the
hordes of the great radioactive masses
with a popssicle stick and a Tinky
Winky doll.
Those of you who know Jon know how.
Ciao!
Bubba
been stuggling with what to write for
him for Half a year. Where to start?
Go down this list and read all the
testimonials. No, I'll wait. * * * *
*There , think about all that. Now
realize that I say Honestly, with no
hyperbole: Jon is the most
underestimated person I know.
Undercelebrated as well. And while I'm
at it; Why he doesn't have a line of
women begging him to slap their faces
with his huge cock is proof that GOD
wants me to accept my place because
there are some things man will never
comprehend in his plan.
one I had when I broke my nose by
landing face first on a rebar post at
Burning Man... Jon, you copycat....
Anyhow, beyond that he's a great guy.
Funny too, but looks don't count...
The Tooth brush in his hands is as
lethal as a .44 Auto mag. Fear the Man
know as... JON!
Other than that he's the bestest guy in
the whole world. He even once
befriended a Jedi from the Planet Mup!
What A Guy!
There's a couple others that are close
on his tail but I wont mention their
names cause I'm afraid there may be an
unfortunate accident involving a
Russian ninja invasion and a can of
Rosarita Re-fried beans. Anyway, Jon
even came to see us in San Jose where
people we know who live in San Jose
didn't come out. What a guy...
real prick. I had a crush on him from
1996 to 2001, but then he broke
Pamila's wrist, and shortly thereafter
he broke my toe. He wouldn't even let
us watch him fuck a pie to make it up
to us! I could never love a guy like
that. People only say nice things
about him here so he won't hurt them,
too. I bet he pushes old ladies off
the pier when no one's looking. What a
complete bastard.
I love his Naughty Stuffy Animal
Theater! I just watch in morbid
facination as he infuses his own dose
of life into these toys thinking...
Golly! I never ever thought I would see
Elmo move quite like that!!
I love that he's not afraid to dance
around to strange music, if it strikes
his fancy.
His imagination and creativity and
performing talent are some of the
finest I've ever seen.
Jon is funny and witty and caring and
kind. You cant help but love him!
P.S. He is also a cutie-pie.
friendship, wit and general coolness, I
would still love him to bits for his
friendship with Al. My son loves him
with a fierceness that I truly envy
sometimes.
He is a catch, ladies, truly a
wonderful guy. Easy on the
eyes...funny as all hell...and the only
guy I would let into my all female
improv group. I just can't figure out
what is wrong with women out there? If
I were single...I would jump him,
tear...er...can my husband read this?
Um..never mind.
He's just a really great guy!
is like and how awesome a guy he is? I
love Jon for so many things: shoe
puppets for an hour in the Dog Kennel,
extremely wordy songs that take me
three months to learn, hearing him
laugh at stuff no one else laughs at,
making him fall off the chair after
saying something he thought was funny,
watching him practice moves in between
scenes at rehearsals, finally getting a
kiss and hug from him after almost a
year... There are so many more.
Basically, I just love Jon. :)