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"I pretty much like anything Tempurpedic. I'm beginning to think I have a porn addiction. I pray. These are the "current..."
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Schools:
Phillips Academy, Attended 1993 - 1995, Class of 1995
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Schools (Other):
Northwestern University, Phillips Academy Andover
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College/University:
Northwestern University, Attended 1995 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
Entertainment
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Affiliations:
sabbathroast.blogspot.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
Theatre, film, photography, reading, writing, SCUBA, the gym, muses, museums, people with an informed opinion.
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Favorite Books:
Joan Didion, Michael Cunningham, Miller, Ovid, Sedaris, anything my sister tells me to read. My ABSOLUTE favorite book is a foreign language piece by an author whose name cannot be spelled phonetically. I read it in its native language. I am so smart.
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Favorite Movies:
Team America, Raging Bull, The Godfather, The Matrix, Clue, Soapdish, Moulin Rogue, The Princess Bride, most anything with Madeline Kahn, Parker Posey, Jennifer Coolidge, the Cusaks or Cate Blanchett, Yimou, Almodovar, pre-Code, porn and more.
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Favorite Music:
A perfect mix of the 80's, 90's and today! Widely varied tastes, inquire for more details. Oh and will it be gay if I say I really like the Scissor Sisters and want them to play in my living room?
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Favorite TV Shows:
T what? HA HA HA. No, really, what are you talking about? OK fine... French and Saunders, The Vicar of Dibley, South Park, I Love Lucy, The Simpsons, and one or two others if I'm at my parent's house and subjected to it.
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I pretty much like anything Tempurpedic. I'm beginning to think I have a porn addiction. I pray. These are the "current suggested searches in my network":
1. Louis Vuitton Bags
2. depression treatment
3. free plane tickets
4. how to send money
5. avoid bankruptcy
6. louis vuitton (again?)
7. online mba degree
8. debt consolidation
9. SUV
10. dell coupons
Jeez, now I'm depressed. This list is almost enough to force me into an entirely new social circle.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Creative minds, autarchical minds, analytical minds, political minds,
metaphorical cats, allegorical cats, jellicle songs for jellicle cats.
Staggeringly beautiful people with a BS, BA, BFA, MFA, MBA or doctorate
sans ego avec a sense of humor. People who won't tell me where they
earned their BS, BA, BFA, MFA, MBA or doctorate two seconds after
meeting them. Truly secure people. People who will debate even when
they know they're wrong. Fun people to have at my dinner parties.
People who would break up with someone before cheating on them.
People who aren't afraid to ruin their pretty puss by making a funny face.
People who will appreciate my wine glasses. Good people.
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reunion roster (granted mine wasn't
there either...you have to pay for that
shit), and more sad to realize I
wouldn't be seeing you that weekend, but
I understand...you did, however, miss
good times. And I just today noticed
that I invented the word "frist" in my
previous post.
10 years...Eeek! Not fair. He looks
like a million bucks, and it was amazing
to see him and talk with him like only
10 days had passed. I hate that you all
live so far away. :( But it least it
gives me an excuse to come visit. It's
your turn next...see you at the reunion?
college that made it to my home in
Ames, Iowa for a visit, and rightfully so. I
seem to remember his quote for
crossing the Illinois/Iowa border by
replacing the probably stellar Iowa
slogan with "Iowa. So what're you gonna
do with the rest of your life?" As many
have stated before me, Russel tells it
like it is, like it or not. And usually, you
won't like it. Is he right? Well, he
believes so. And for the moment, that's
all that matters. And if you're not
familiar with the not-so-hit musical
Metropolis, I think he can sing you the
score in Judy Kuhn's original key. I
once had a dream that I married Russel-
-I guess only time and friendster will tell.
If you wanna be Russel's lover, you gotta
get with his friends. And that's me, so
give me a call...
he taught you too.
Catherine Zeta-Jones can sing you
should talk to Russel. He will break it
down for you, note for uninspired
note, until you are convinced and
then you will probably be starving, in
which he will whip up a gourmet
meal for you made of the finest
sorbets and cheeses this side of
buttered bread. Actually, I'm not sure
if Russel can cook. I guess I'm really
hungry. But regardless, I do miss
Russel because he's smart and
articulate and extreme and really
good at playing characters.
porn. things i also love because of,
with, around, thanks to, or in
retrospect of (RT)^2....judy kuhn, LA,
drinkin', rightousness, thunderstorms,
rockets, jesus, minorities, stephen
sondheim, mexican food, cookies, deer
hunting, shrieking, the rockey
mountains, and lube. come home soon
baby.
Whew! Oh sweet Russel . . . somehow I
feel as if we may be the same soul
trapped in different bodies.
Dangerously coy, you robbed the bank on
style, wit, and cool. I'm honored to be
your friend. No trippin', Russel is
finger-lickin' good.
the 'Hairspray' original cast
recording, I highly recommend becoming
friends with Russel. He owns it, and
may be willing to play it for you.
You'll find the CD to be pretty over-
rated (those guys can't write lyrics
for shit), but you may have some use
for Russel's friendship. He is
immaculate, charming, completely
lovable and fiercely loyal. When he is
in your corner, he will kill on your
behalf. His politics are tough and
often surprising - to debate him is an
intellectual workout that will leave
you shamed. Russel is like one of
those Russian nesting dolls, constantly
revealing intricate, beautifully-
crafted layers. Also, he would be a
great friend if you're nearly deaf,
because he is loud as fuck.
twin who seduced me, anyway. his name
and my name be almost identical, see?