No Tom...you don't look like you
fucking read. At least not novels,
textbooks or even the Bible. But nudie
male magazines...you do kinda look like
you might be into that whole thing. I
know whats up...I can see the signs on
the wall. You and Doug both giggling
and laughing in the back room at
work...melting SWIX wax with the irons
and dripping it on each other's
nipples, mutually inserting rods of P-
TEX up into your male love canals. No
Tom, you don't look like you fucking
read to me...but you do look like the
kinda guy that gives a good reach
around to good ol' Doogie when he's ram-
rodding your 21 year old virgin colon
with his shriveled, middle-aged pink
fallace.
shit ... tom is a fucking pimp/maybe
drunk and the fucker needs to sell me
his car.. there is one reason to fuck
him shit ladies just fuck him .. he
has a mustang
fucking read. At least not novels,
textbooks or even the Bible. But nudie
male magazines...you do kinda look like
you might be into that whole thing. I
know whats up...I can see the signs on
the wall. You and Doug both giggling
and laughing in the back room at
work...melting SWIX wax with the irons
and dripping it on each other's
nipples, mutually inserting rods of P-
TEX up into your male love canals. No
Tom, you don't look like you fucking
read to me...but you do look like the
kinda guy that gives a good reach
around to good ol' Doogie when he's ram-
rodding your 21 year old virgin colon
with his shriveled, middle-aged pink
fallace.
drunk and the fucker needs to sell me
his car.. there is one reason to fuck
him shit ladies just fuck him .. he
has a mustang