Evan Roth

i woke up and found this on my arm

Male, 36, Single
Interested In: Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Apr 2003
Location: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
Evan's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/76874

"everyone just writes the same old shit as everybody else so i'm going to go out on a limb and say you're just going to have..."

Evan's Photo Gallery

Occupation:
condom tester
Affiliations:
The Jewish American Princess Liberation Front
Hobbies and Interests:
egg salad, laughing, midget porn, traveling, submersion, unclassifying the classifiable, doing as many new things as possible, learning, reading, long distance road trips, camping, moonlight, tattoos, jameson, snowboarding, strip clubs
Favorite Books:
sci-fi, fiction
Favorite Movies:
anything that's not retarded and some that are
Favorite Music:
there's not enough room
Favorite TV Shows:
tv's wack
About Me:
everyone just writes the same old shit as everybody else so i'm going to go out on a limb and say you're just going to have to meet me, but in to sum it up briefly in 2 words: THE BOMB
:)
Who I Want to Meet:
girls with mega-booty

Svetlana
Posted
Evan, henceforward referred to as the subject, is a man of notable quality doomed to lose everything either during or from the outcome of recent proceedings detailing the subjects unfortunate misconduct with hot nuts. Though the subject often presents his case with unflinching rhetorical skill, nothing, not even his genius, will right a wrong. However weighty the subjects loss due consideration to shame the penalty seems more a recompense than a punishment.