As the patron goddess of the ancient Athenian city state, Athena embodies both the power of the warrior and the wisdom of the philosopher. She wields her spear with an aim towards justice. Respect her and you will prosper!

He was a mean man. Just like you! He did naughty things. Don't repeat his mistakes. Don't invade Russia.

The greatest of all theft, grand larceny is about exploiting the weak, taking their things, and profiting! You are a felon motivated by the promise of easy living off the riches of others. You are a true American hero.

As a goddess your radiance blinds men. You wield absolute power over them, and enjoy it. They are toys for your amusement! Let them kiss your feet and grovel!

Yes. You are really sexy. You have the figure, the looks, and the smile that drives them mad! Use it to your advantage! Flaunt yourself and have a good time! After all, soon old age will set in, and all that will be gone...

You have a crush on someone! Crushing is a bit different than love, but it feels like almost the same thing. You think of that special person constantly, and your heart is full of hope and anticipation. Good luck to you!

You're not gay. You're just happy! Smiles, and kittens, and everything soft! That is what being happy is all about!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.