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"Please, call me moi. I am just like Hamlet - I can't
believe things happen and I'm too sensitive.
This is the..."
More about Charlie
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Schools (Other):
I did my post-graduate work in Fallujah.
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Occupation:
Urban Poet, Film
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Affiliations:
Local 161, UAW, the Mattachine Society, and the Bohemian Club (most exclusive!)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Boggle, Tangram, ghost rapes, cranberry bogs, salty dogs, water birth, quilts, Christian Marclay, feral kids, Ham Radio, Motocross, hating androids, Comedy Theory, Iberians, teen logic, rollercoasters, National Geographic, ideas on architecture, Swedish Fish, Chandra Levy
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Favorite Books:
In Cold Blood, Dhalgren, Flannery O'Connor, Thomas Pynchon, Joan Didion, Federico Garcia Lorca, Walter Benjamin, Marianne Faithfull's Biography, the writings of Cookie Mueller and various Victorian Lit.
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Favorite Movies:
Brewster McCloud, Satans Brew, Videodrome, Vive l'Amour, Morvern Callar, the Wicker Man, The Discrete Charm of the Bourgeosie, Over The Edge, Out Of The Blue, SAFE, Heathers, Grey Gardens, Midnight Cowboy, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Booty Call
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Favorite Music:
Brian Eno, Wire, Will Oldham, Dolly, John Cale, Morrissey, Unwound, Roy Orbison, Umm Kulthum, Marianne Faithfull, Pere Ubu, liliput, Joy Division, Syd Barrett, Siouxsie, Harvester, Diamanda Galas, Nick Cave, Joni Mitchell, early Pink Floyd, and the Need.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Celebrity Mole Hawaii, Dean Martin's Celebrity Roast, Get Me Out Of Here I'm a Celebrity!, and Celebrity Blind Date
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
Please, call me moi. I am just like Hamlet - I can't
believe things happen and I'm too sensitive.
This is the best statement I can make about myself.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Here's a good example of what I try to convey in my own poetry. This poet is obviously gifted:
Honeymoon Poem
11.10.2004
A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.
I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.
I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.
We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.
As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.
A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!
Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.
Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.
Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!
As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!
~ Britney S.
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it's what i heard.
thought i saw one the other day, but
that was just an illusion when i cried a
single tear after thinking too much
about how i miss the dibe.. ok, it was
an eyelash. but charlie is totally an
eyelash. he's more of an eyelash than
you are. duh.
That's why we've invented the domino's philly
cheese-steak doodoo man
so.
i am writing to tell you how funny i think you are,
how beautiful you are, and how inimitably stylish
you are, especially when you wear those male ughs
people on the street make fun of you for.
omg--i feel so much better. charlie--the
inadvertent self-esteem booster.
dr. charlie i miss you. i hope you've put moi in the
comedy routine lately cuz moi's just a joke, a big
gay joke wearing male ughs.
moi--you're a special brew. don't forget it.
once. This was in Bard Hall, many
years ago. Now we are old, old.
leaves the shower and all the girls
gasp.