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      laird jimenez
      Male, 29, In a Relationship, Seattle, WAMore
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      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • Despite living in America's rainiest
        city, Laird maintains his sunny
        disposition. Way to go Laird! 3 points
        for style.
      • Marc
      • Posted
      • it feels like it has been an eternity
        since i've talked to one laird
        jimenez. we all sat around and watched
        cheesy horror classics such as "the
        stuff," the "sleepaway camp" trilogy,
        and "brain dead." "my name is not
        Elmer, it's ELMER!" we used to "jam"
        on our guitars during the breaks in
        our "fests" and play in winn park on
        the swings. laird--you wrote me great
        letters when i was in france. do you
        remember "kurt's aunt says?"...well,
        let me tell you, she says "if you have
        3 slices of cheese, jesus has 6,
        because he is the cog in the wheel
        that makes the microwave transmit top
        secret signals to the Russians. By the
        way, Satan is real, he lives down the
        street from me and he owns a riding
        lawn mower named Bessy. Cocaine is
        the Lord's sugar, crack his sugar
        lumps for his tea of golden alcohol.
        Bad. :). This has been a 'Kurt's Aunt
        Says' message of the day!" oh my god,
        the genius. anyway, this is a long ass
        testimonial, and thus far it has no
        point. so...let me get to the point. i
        miss you and think about you a lot.
        thanks for inviting me and i hope to
        talk to you soon. --margie
      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • Who would make a documentary about a
        flea market? not all flea markets or
        anything like that, just one flea
        market...Laird would and he did and
        it's damn good
      • Bradford
      • Posted
      • he plays basslines by the fall and
        pylon by ear.
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • i have to say something nice or laird
        will fire me and ill have to sell my ass
        on the friggin street.
      • Emile Zoloft
      • Posted
      • how can you resist that mysterious
        receding eye?

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