So Melisa and I just went on this
crazy road trip all over southern
California in 3 days. We partied in
Santa Barbara where she told
people I peed in someone's bath tub
(which is so not true I would never do
such a thing even after 4 jello shots)
and we sang in the street. Good
times, good times, she loves hot
tubs, string bikinis, and Jewish boys!
And she definately knows how to
help out a friend. By the way you
should remind Ben to advertise on
his own time. I have no problem with
shake 'n bake whatsoever.
My favorite memory of Melisa is when
she was trying to unload some Matchbox
20 tickets that she couldn't use. Even
though I didn't like Matchbox 20 and
would never drive to L.A. to see them,
she kept asking me over and over until
I almost gave in and had to remind
myself that it was just her charm that
I wanted, not Rob Thomas. So I guess
what I am trying to say is, Rob Thomas
is lame but Melisa is cool, but watch
out, because she's also very sly. And
I've never heard her even say
nanocrystal, so I don't know if she is
all that she seems to be...
Hey, now... There's no need to start
attacking people's character,
especially when this is Melisa's
testimonial page, not Ben's. We should
be keeping things positive and adult.
And lying isn't going to score you any
points either. Melisa, Sandra wasn't at
the nanocrystal party. The truth is, I
invited her and she said "I'll tell you
what melisa can do with her f***ing
nanocrystals." And then she dissed
shake 'n bake which was totally
uncalled for, because what did shake 'n
bake ever do to her?
In the future, let's keep melisa's
testimonial page about melisa -- and
the freakish things that she likes
doing to nanocrystals. Feel free to
offer Ben-related insites on Ben's
testimonial page, or on the discussion
board on ben.vorspan.com
That Ben guy is quite a trip. But you
know he was right about that party for
your nanocrystal transfiguration.
What a party! But hey, what can you
expect from a guy who makes a
website to remind everyone about
his birthday? Keep your eyes on him
Melisa, he's a strange one!
What can I say...? I have yet to meet
an optical engineer that can do more
with nanocrystals than Melisa. Like,
there was this one time that she got
them nanocrystals to change to a
different color, or something like
that, and it was something that no one
had ever done before, and we threw her
a big party in LA, but she couldn't
come to it because she lives in New
Mexico, so we didn't bother telling her
about it because she would have felt
bad about not being able to come. It
was a good party too. We had shake 'n
bake and watched Reno 911.
Yey! I'm Melisa's first testimonial!
This girl and I go way back. To the
days of High School, when she used to
flash people on the Golden Gate Bridge,
sing "Too Close" at the top of her
lungs, and play games with young,
unsuspecting boys in the backseat of my
car! But I love her nevertheless,
here's to years of more fabulous
memories!
crazy road trip all over southern
California in 3 days. We partied in
Santa Barbara where she told
people I peed in someone's bath tub
(which is so not true I would never do
such a thing even after 4 jello shots)
and we sang in the street. Good
times, good times, she loves hot
tubs, string bikinis, and Jewish boys!
And she definately knows how to
help out a friend. By the way you
should remind Ben to advertise on
his own time. I have no problem with
shake 'n bake whatsoever.
she was trying to unload some Matchbox
20 tickets that she couldn't use. Even
though I didn't like Matchbox 20 and
would never drive to L.A. to see them,
she kept asking me over and over until
I almost gave in and had to remind
myself that it was just her charm that
I wanted, not Rob Thomas. So I guess
what I am trying to say is, Rob Thomas
is lame but Melisa is cool, but watch
out, because she's also very sly. And
I've never heard her even say
nanocrystal, so I don't know if she is
all that she seems to be...
attacking people's character,
especially when this is Melisa's
testimonial page, not Ben's. We should
be keeping things positive and adult.
And lying isn't going to score you any
points either. Melisa, Sandra wasn't at
the nanocrystal party. The truth is, I
invited her and she said "I'll tell you
what melisa can do with her f***ing
nanocrystals." And then she dissed
shake 'n bake which was totally
uncalled for, because what did shake 'n
bake ever do to her?
In the future, let's keep melisa's
testimonial page about melisa -- and
the freakish things that she likes
doing to nanocrystals. Feel free to
offer Ben-related insites on Ben's
testimonial page, or on the discussion
board on ben.vorspan.com
know he was right about that party for
your nanocrystal transfiguration.
What a party! But hey, what can you
expect from a guy who makes a
website to remind everyone about
his birthday? Keep your eyes on him
Melisa, he's a strange one!
an optical engineer that can do more
with nanocrystals than Melisa. Like,
there was this one time that she got
them nanocrystals to change to a
different color, or something like
that, and it was something that no one
had ever done before, and we threw her
a big party in LA, but she couldn't
come to it because she lives in New
Mexico, so we didn't bother telling her
about it because she would have felt
bad about not being able to come. It
was a good party too. We had shake 'n
bake and watched Reno 911.
This girl and I go way back. To the
days of High School, when she used to
flash people on the Golden Gate Bridge,
sing "Too Close" at the top of her
lungs, and play games with young,
unsuspecting boys in the backseat of my
car! But I love her nevertheless,
here's to years of more fabulous
memories!