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cute piece if poopies is the sweetest
thing ever...Whoever he smells the
wrong way will pay....I got your back Mr.
Yankey!!! Mr. Hankey, I would seriously
like you to know that you made me
smile really big with what you told me!!!
Thanks, XOXOXOXO
and you became the lighter on the dark
rear of me
but you remained a fiber that's the high
and not the pill.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My barnacles become large and
The light smell u release can be seen.
met our dear Mr. Hankey, it was not in
private, in a bathroom, in a club or
bar, at all; in fact, the very first
time I met this lovely fecal matter
personified, was in public. Thats
right,kids; right in the middle of the
street even! I was soliciting on the
corner of Stuart Str, when I felt
a ....squishy-fresh texture beneath my
4 inch pointy-toed stilleto heeled
Jimmy Choo pumps, and low-an-
behold,....it was Mr. Hankey smeared
all over my heel. He was lovely and
intoxicating when he yelled
out 'HIIIIIIIIIIIIIDY HO, BEN!' to
which I mis-understood, being a bit
intoxicated, I replied ,"Who you callin
HO, bitch!?!?" and immediately I
hobbled over to wipe Mr. Hankey on the
flannel shirt of some homeless person.
It was an exquisite first-encounter.
Thanks for all the memories and
understanding, Mr. Hankey!
arriving.
turd. I love my stinky too!!
SH***********T!