people in general do not like me. I have made an effort to change this but i frequently fail. NEW line, I am getting good at this, people are starting to like me!? you have a thought?
I have a high opinion of myself, which is shared by my mother and my best friend margaret, who will not meet you as she hates the internet.
Who I Want to Meet:
people who know that the west wing is the best tv show Ever.
read, think, speak. understand who is near and adjust your words and volume.
I'm depressed that nobody's left you a comment since "the thing." I suppose it's just a sign that Myspace ate Friendster for lunch a year ago, despite the fact that the latter is far superior. (Like the library). Kinda like VHS vs. Beta.
Regardless, love you, though I don't like you most of the time. See: even the people who love you don't like you! But we still have a high opinion of you. And you should update your profile, as you are now a monk and your mom's dead. xoxox
Once ago, we did meet on a gre(a)y and dreary street, lined with the coffins of ravaged doves, the ankles of mice, and several newborn boys. I wondered then, but now do not now , on why it came to be, that you and I and me and you, were friends without a Try. We two, with glee, did happily burn the coffins of said birds, then took turns in ankle-weaving, and chipper Bris. And now all can see why it is we who will be ever friends and never Kiss....
My brother, John, is one of the few
people who will follow a joke through to
the end. This may include tracking down
a punch-line through life threatening
situations. For instance, he once found a
punch-line in the carcass of a zebra
where he'd been lead by the great
Swami Hamisuissawry of Actualli, India.
Apparently, a chiseling comic had stolen
this punch-line during John's joke
amnesia(circa 1953-1972). The comic,
had the punch-line in his shirt pocket
while on safari. The zebra'd eaten the
punch-line, was attacked and eaten, for
the most part, by a lion who'd left it to
the hyenas. John worked the hyenas
with some of his material. The hyenas,
with their famously terrifying laugh,
coughed up the punch-line, bought John
a drink, and invited him to their village
where they planned to feed him to their
families, but that's another story.
Thank ya, thank ya, thank ya very much
for your loyal support towards me the
King of Rock n' Roll. I will continue
doing what I do best - entertaining
people til my last breath.
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"It's hard to explain Rock & Roll
music. If you feel it, you can't help
but move to it. That's what happens to
me, I can't help it." ~ Elvis
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Several thousand years ago, on the very
first night I met John, he did something
that made me really angry and which
made me want to hurt him with a
pointed stick.
But today, as I was contemplating that
ancient event, I remembered that on that
very same night he also did something
really, really, REALLY nice for me,
which I had subsequently forgotten in
my rage. I realize, now, that the really
nice thing far outweighs the bad
thing, especially since the bad thing
involved insulting someone who later
insulted me, so to hell with the whole
thing anyway.
My point is, John's a super nice guy who
will
look out for you if given the chance, as
long as he's not accidentally enraging
you.
(Thanks, by the way, John -- I don't think
I ever did thank you for talking me down
from what was shaping up to be a very
bad trip.)
John said I wanted to have him killed
once which is a lie. Now I want to have
him killed for saying that. But all
that aside, John is a good guy, very
funny and lots of fun to be around. I
highly recommend him to the Ladies, and
yes, that means YOU. John is good
luck - I always knew if he was in the
room I would have a good show. Maybe it
works in other ways too like maybe if
you rub his belly or something like one
might do with a buddha figurine. Again,
Ladies, take note. Also John has very
light skin so I hope he is wearing
sunscreen. Even when indoors because ya
never know. John is a Saggitarius.
Ladies?? yeah, I hear ya.....
John is evil. He makes fun of me for
being young, but he's just jealous
because I am young, vibrant, and
have a future ahead of me. Plus, I'm
cute. So beware of John. Beware.
Testimonials and Comments for John
Regardless, love you, though I don't like you most of the time. See: even the people who love you don't like you! But we still have a high opinion of you. And you should update your profile, as you are now a monk and your mom's dead. xoxox
people who will follow a joke through to
the end. This may include tracking down
a punch-line through life threatening
situations. For instance, he once found a
punch-line in the carcass of a zebra
where he'd been lead by the great
Swami Hamisuissawry of Actualli, India.
Apparently, a chiseling comic had stolen
this punch-line during John's joke
amnesia(circa 1953-1972). The comic,
had the punch-line in his shirt pocket
while on safari. The zebra'd eaten the
punch-line, was attacked and eaten, for
the most part, by a lion who'd left it to
the hyenas. John worked the hyenas
with some of his material. The hyenas,
with their famously terrifying laugh,
coughed up the punch-line, bought John
a drink, and invited him to their village
where they planned to feed him to their
families, but that's another story.
for your loyal support towards me the
King of Rock n' Roll. I will continue
doing what I do best - entertaining
people til my last breath.
__________________88______________
_____
"It's hard to explain Rock & Roll
music. If you feel it, you can't help
but move to it. That's what happens to
me, I can't help it." ~ Elvis
__________________88______________
_____
first night I met John, he did something
that made me really angry and which
made me want to hurt him with a
pointed stick.
But today, as I was contemplating that
ancient event, I remembered that on that
very same night he also did something
really, really, REALLY nice for me,
which I had subsequently forgotten in
my rage. I realize, now, that the really
nice thing far outweighs the bad
thing, especially since the bad thing
involved insulting someone who later
insulted me, so to hell with the whole
thing anyway.
My point is, John's a super nice guy who
will
look out for you if given the chance, as
long as he's not accidentally enraging
you.
(Thanks, by the way, John -- I don't think
I ever did thank you for talking me down
from what was shaping up to be a very
bad trip.)
own..a welcome addition to the N'Awlins
scene, ya heard...
once which is a lie. Now I want to have
him killed for saying that. But all
that aside, John is a good guy, very
funny and lots of fun to be around. I
highly recommend him to the Ladies, and
yes, that means YOU. John is good
luck - I always knew if he was in the
room I would have a good show. Maybe it
works in other ways too like maybe if
you rub his belly or something like one
might do with a buddha figurine. Again,
Ladies, take note. Also John has very
light skin so I hope he is wearing
sunscreen. Even when indoors because ya
never know. John is a Saggitarius.
Ladies?? yeah, I hear ya.....
being young, but he's just jealous
because I am young, vibrant, and
have a future ahead of me. Plus, I'm
cute. So beware of John. Beware.