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      • Randall
      • Posted
      • Hey there lady. I knows that ole Randy ain't been croonin aut them tunes lately (cuz yinz know Rhonda's got me in the doghaus), but always remember the Randy and Rhonda Christmas of 2004. (best.)
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • i really dont care if maya doesn't
        respond to my emails because i can just
        look at her profile and find out about all
        the hottest new rock. so there!
      • Jeremy
      • Posted
      • I was just reading Adam's testimonial and it's
        all true; I was there and witnessed the
        miracle in awe. Everyone was handing out
        the same gifts to everyone else except for
        me cuz I didn't bring anything. Maya made
        me a couple mixed cds and a gamalon
        recording. Yeah boy! Oh, and Maya's #1.
      • Jeremy
      • Posted
      • Maya's got my back and I've got hers.
        Together we're pretty fucked sharing the
        same back. "Get off my back, will ya!?"
      • Dawn
      • Posted
      • When Maya's sick I take care of her,
        when I'm sick she takes care of me.
        We save each other from scary
        intruders and go to Home Depot to get
        wood cut together and then have craft
        night. She's the best neighbor I've
        ever had. Please don't ever move from
        across the hall. PLEASE!!!!
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • let's all hope that maya continues to
        put her new gadget to good use. mmmm,
        sexy.
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • For Chanukah/Christmas, I gave
        Maya the new Decemberists album.
        She gave me the old Decemberists
        album. Neither of us had the one we
        were given. We are amazing.

        Oh, our dads gave each of the
        EXACT SAME BOOK, too. Middlesex.

        And our moms gave each other
        handmade scarves.

        Scary?
      • Jeremy
      • Posted
      • I just want to add onto Eric's
        testimonial. That would be "12",
        not "11". Yeah, I know, Spinal Tap, but
        really, she's more like a 12.
      • Molly
      • Posted
      • maya is a garden of earthly delights.
        sarcasm aside, the beauty and serenity of
        her face lures one into the hip, casual
        complexity of her mind.
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • Maya rocks harder than the White
        Stripes in an echo chamber with an amp
        that goes up to 11.

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