jeff shaner

oroville high

design/photography/ fruit cocktail expert/rhymer/

gurp city, oroville, six feet deep, synthesis, e clampus vitus, ecv

unicorn meat, fairy dust, anything invisible, warm, forks, tablecloths, fans, pink, the, and, Z, (), morning glory seeds, carnations, ratfield, frisbees, table mountain, california, the grand canyon, the lost coast, zion, fish lake hot springs, tule lake

tom robbins, kurt vonnegut, michael parenti, pearl s buck, seuss, silverstein, ansel adams-the negative

gummo, movies cost too much and they don't get you drunk

asskickers, willie, waylon, dac, neutral milk, the shins, six parts seven, MM, sigur ros, kinski, faydog, thug e fresh, hardcore jerry, eddie k, z man, johnny cash, shelby cobra, tiger army, dj marz, luke sick, captain beefheart, kinski, jefferson street, E-40

like i give a fuck.

im sick of people who say they like everything but hate rap and country yet love snoop and dre and johnny cash and willie nelson. i hate all jack johnson and dave matthews they suck balls. i own a collection of yard cars in oroville, i know how to make crack, i like to sleep, i like trail mix, i love vinyl, i can make my leg dissappear, i've got a porcelin tooth, i can take good photos when i want to, i can juggle, i once caught an 18 pound ling cod, i said hi to yoko ono once. i want to drive across country agian, i know a lot of talented musicians and i'm happy for that, i'm gonna write a book someday about yard cars. i've got lyrics that will make your panties drop. i have 6 kinds of morning glories growing in front of my house. i have a pet rat named ratfield. i like mexican food, i like new orleans and cleveland.

indonesians, egyptans, laotions, koreans, dutch, french, senagaleese, mexicans, canadians, creol folks, australians, new zelanders, etheopians, japaneese, irish, chileans, brazilians, amish, native americans, cubans, chinese, panamanieans, tall people, short people, skinny people, fat people, alians, gold miners, prostitutes, drug dealers, rich, poor, old, young, good, bad and ugly. merle haggard. anyone who wants to do a big art project involving video photos paint spaghetti paper mache and lawn seed.