• Kumail Nanjiani

      Me and Trey. This is not a normal friendship.

      "There is a battle going on in my head right now about whether springtime is awesome or super-awesome."

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      • Tj
      • Posted
      • One of the really funny comedians.
      • Molly
      • Posted
      • Even though I have in the past
        threatened to replace you with another
        brown friend I never would do that. I
        would choose you over Aladdin or Prince
        Ali any day of the week. (as long as you
        promise no fennel seeds) I also decided
        that will marry you for a price. My
        accountant said $25K would be worth
        my while. Happy Birthday! I got you a
        wife and a Green Card!
      • Fred
      • Posted
      • It is rare that you know someone this
        smart who is also this funny.
      • Ryan
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      • Kumail is hilarious. I want to make a
        movie with Kumail, but I can't think
        of what kind of character he would be.
        I also need a good story that would
        interest people that would be Kumail
        driven.
      • Nick
      • Posted
      • Kumail is a knight of the magical
        light, and a terrific person to have
        lunch with -- but he's very protective
        of his "people's food." Woe to the
        infidel who attempts to trade his Motts
        for some of Kumail's dhal curry.
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • comedian, movie star, beloved by all
        who meet him, funny, gentle, smart...
        he talks funny cause he's not from
        here, but you'll get used to it.
        ladies, the boy needs a green card and
        you could do a lot worse. just marry
        him already so i can stop worrying
        about it. thanks.
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • I like Kumail. One time he made me
        laugh. While he may be superior to me
        at NBA2K2(Sega), he will never be able
        to compete with me at being cool.
        Ladies, Kumail has it all. ALL!!!
      • Ned
      • Posted
      • Eats your cookies? You should try
        having a cake around. ("There is
        cake? Hey look, Trey! There's cake!!)
        I wish I always had a cake around just
        to sucker this stud into hanging out
        with me.
      • Katy
      • Posted
      • TOTAL STUD.
      • Joey
      • Posted
      • eat's my cookies when stoned (check the
        pictures for proof) ... enough said.

        He's the COOOOKIIEEE MONSTER!
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