Jason

killer

hiking, swimming, archery, killing camp counselors, stabbing unfortunate trespassers, coming back from the dead

I don't like books

I don't like movies

I don't like music

I don't like TV

I began life as a mentally retarded child who drowned at
Camp Crystal lake in the 50's when two counselors charged
with my welfare became too occupied with their carnal lusts
to watch out for me. My mother Pamela committed the first
series of brutal murders at Crystal lake, and also would
later go on to slaughter another group of counselors years
later when the camp was finally re-opened. Pamela was soon
decapitated by the last of the counselors. As for my
father? Rumors abound. Some say he was a Warlock, others
say he simply left Pamela after my birth. The truth may
never be known.

I, however, did not die. After my Mother's death, I awoke
to slay approximately 35 people in the areas surrounding
Crystal Lake in the days immediately following my return. I
was apparently killed at last by a young boy named Tommy
Jarvis, but it didn't end there. The horror of my deeds was
so complete, the town would go on to change its name to
Forest Green ( However, the name would later revert back to
Crystal Lake.). Tommy Jarvis eventually grew up, and after
years of institutional care ( years which were interrupted
by an incident involving an unhinged copycat killer,
murdering 22 people in my guise.) he escaped with the
intention of burning my remains. However, Tommy succeeded
only in awakening me. Tommy finally managed to sink me into
Crystal Lake, where I once again became catatonic.
Afterwards, Tommy Jarvis fled with his girlfriend to parts
unknown, never to return.

Later, the threat of myself would once again become all too
real after an incident in New York City. In the aftermath,
the FBI would become involved and would soon afterwards
feild a sting operation designed to end my threat. The
sting was successful, or so it seemed, and I was blown to
smithereens. However, it was afterwards that the true
nature of 'Jason' would be revealed. I was actually a
demonic creature who wore bodies like you wear clothes. A
score of deaths later, I was finally sent to hell itself by
another Voorhees, finally ending the threat of my evil. Or
so was thought. I returned for yet another killing spree.
This time in space. That was straight gay and I apologize
to everyone for that.

camp counselors, stupid teenagers with loose morals, the
unfortunate nature lover or hitchiker, Tommy Jarvis, you
alone in the woods.

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