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Arthur
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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2004
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Hometown:
brooklyn
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Arthur's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/7779814
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Other education:
P.S. 321, M.S. 51, Midwood HS, Binghamton University
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Occupation:
student
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What I enjoy doing:
photography, scuba diving, philosophy, film, music, dogs, health&fitness, japanese cinema, manta rays
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Favorite Books:
fear and loathin las vegas, catcher in the rye, last of the mohicans, lord of the rings, shogun, dr. jeckyl and mr. hyde, thus spoke zarathustra
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Favorite Movies:
roger dodger, fear and loathing las vegas, captain america, the crow, day of the dead, evil dead 1, 2&3, office space, supertroopers, seven samurai, sanjuro, roshomon, pirates of the caribbean
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Favorite Music:
smashing pumpkins, rolling stones, outkast, finger eleven, 311, pink floyd, queens of the stone age, mos def, pearl jam, cream, jimi hendrix, U2, talking heads
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Favorite TV Shows:
futurama, family guy, law and order
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little sister, Eve! Eve was in my
group at theatre camp and she was just
a tiny ray of sunshine, just like
Arthur :) Awwwww
sitting in the hall way between our two
rooms back in Smith, studying I think.
Anyway, I asked why he dyed his hair
like that, and Amy quickly told me he
was born with the cool stripe. Utterly
embarassed, I avoided him for a long
time. THEN, I realized that Arthur is
not someone to be embarassed around.
His gentle and all accepting nature,
puts his entire company at ease.
longshore fisherman named Willie
Alexander McGruff caught what would be
known as the Cod Flood of 84. Though he
lived megerly with his seven bastard
children Willie's fortunes would soon
shift like the tides as a hot sunrise
approaches. Cod's market value had
skyrocketed due to a monsoon that had
left the northshore of Ireland, a Cod
meca, in shambles. And so Willie sent
the Cod Flood 2673 miles across open
water to be placed on the market in
Boston, Mass. Though a large portion of
the Cod Willie sent contained a
particularly rampid strain of dysentary
which flooded the sewer systems of
Boston, Cape Cod, Chicago, and Peidmont
health care specialists failed to trace
the Mud Butt Epidemic back to Willie's
shanty where his eldest bastard child,
Darleen, massaged the corns on his feet
as the sun set on a day Willie
Alexander McGruff would never forget:
the day of Arthur's conception.
BBQ every once and awhile. You can
also find him constantly getting his
hands into the lobster juice that he
loves oh so much. Arthur and I go way
back to grade school with crazy times
like the frost valley trip. Arthurs
been a guy thats always there when Im
down and that always means alot to
me. Ladies, this mans the one for you
but be careful I also hear hes a gay
zombie...
of the the first times i spoke to him,
i spit peach iced tea snapple all over
his face. who knew that such an act
would blossom into a friendship
lasting YEARS, enduring many
hardships - for example midwood, the 2
train to the junction, all those
friend thanksgivings, a model shoot in
prospect park, wow.
arthur hauser is an upstanding human
being. he is my most cuddley friend
who tells me horrifying personal
accounts of hook ups gone strange.
arthur pretends that he was the
midwood girls soccer #1 fan, but lets
get real man, you're full of shit.
last but not least, arthurs hair isnt
really white - he bleached it.
I SOLD YOU OUT HAUSER!
love you love you