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Brother Eric One
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Interested In:
Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Nomadic
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Brother Eric's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/778967
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Occupation:
Scribbleologist
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What I enjoy doing:
Creation and Appreciation of Music Art & Literature, Worship, Mind Control, Fruit Roll-ups, Procreation, Swimming, Skydiving, Apologizing, Floating, Disappearing, Infiltrating, Fasting, Atari, The Human Hand, The Inevitable Goo, The Occassional Curseword
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Favorite Books:
As Nature Made Him, Cosmic Trigger, Healthy Baby Healthy Sleep, Bonobo - The Forgotten Ape, The Complete Guide to Home Carpentry, Gnomes, Crime & Punishment, Chick Publications
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Favorite Movies:
The Atomic Cafe, Life Of Brian, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Mary Poppins, (or any award-winning film about a retarded holocaust survivor)
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Favorite Music:
Percussion & Strings & Brass & Woodwind...and Voice of course., I like that one song that goes dun dun duh dun dun dun, Do you know what that's called?
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Favorite TV Shows:
Static (family static, none of that sexy racist violent horseshit).
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About Me:
I don't remember. Oh yeah., that's right...wait, I forgot
again. I should stop trying so hard. It's like, the
harder I try, the more out of reach it becomes. I wish I
could just relax. WAIT!... I think I - shit, I forgot
again. I almost had it. O.K. I have to try not to try.
No, that's not working. What was I trying to remember
again? Now I'm two steps away but two steps away from
what? Was it my favorite food? No. Favorite car? I
don't think so. What the hell was it?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Forget it.
Oh, now I remember...
I'm an it.
I'm pretty sure I'm an it or something.
Maybe a he/she.
Is that what you were asking?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Ringo Starr, for starters. I'm not sure who else but I'm
goddamn sure about one thing...I DO NOT want to meet
Martin Mull! If you know him then stay the hell away from
me!
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You're not like the other people,
here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're
fine people, they're good Americans.
But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on
channel 57, maybe kick back a cool
Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine
people, Eric. But they don't know ...
what the queers are doing to the soil!
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the
kid that delivers papers in the
neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some
of the neighbors say he smokes crack,
but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he
wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging
his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else
as long as I live." So the guy breaks
down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go
out in my yard, and there's the
Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I
say, "What are you looking for?" He
says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick!
Everybody knows the burrow owl lives.
In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell
do you think they call it a burrow
owl, anyway?" Now Eric, do you
think a kid like that is going to know
what the queers are doing to the soil?
and a lot of fun. eric knows what page
you are on. he is my favorite
songwriter - beck is a pale imitation,
and eric was doing that 1st. eric
prefers fresh looking, clean smelling
people who are secretly insane. i
don't know why eric likes me. i am
usually not clean smelling, although
some people tell me my pheremones are
yummy. i'm not sure if i spelled that
word right. eric is one of the few who
i truly trust. the end.