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"I don't like olives, oysters or wet jeans. I am a chronic sleep-drooler."
More about Heather
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More About Heather
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Occupation:
professional bar monkey/amateur tick magnet
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Affiliations:
no thank you...i'm trying to quit
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Hobbies and Interests:
origami, puja, porcupines, badgers, hiding from the law, and applesauce
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Favorite Books:
anything by Erica Jong, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Good Omens, The Iron Heel, How to Maximize your Pooping Potential by Puja. However right now I am trudging through Manufacturing Consent.
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Favorite Movies:
Heathers, Freeway, Dario Argento movies, anything by Michael Moore, Pujas
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Favorite Music:
Ann Magnusen, X, Pleasure Seekers, Velvet Underground, Stooges, Beulah, Cramps, Runaways, Nikki and the Corvettes, Camper Van Beethoven, Wesley Willis, Puja and Mixmaster Pootie
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Favorite TV Shows:
Buffy, The Daily Show, Simpsons, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The People's Champions, Puja Knows Best
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About Me:
I don't like olives, oysters or wet jeans. I am a chronic sleep-drooler.
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Who I Want to Meet:
fellow freaks and lunatics-in-training
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Testimonials and Comments for Heather
cool at the same time. just keep your
tattoos covered around her. i miss you,
ho-bag.
developed a hankering for heather. it
was not to be tho as I witnessed her
having hanky panky with a heathen named
hank. in a sea of ketchup did I drown
my sorrows.
be...well fun, but it was a whole
nother level of experiences and
freinds i never woulda have...if i
couldn't dance.
to be such a megabitch? why can't you just
be a friend??
sunshine at our Burning Man camp, and
definately the most colorful. I've
never seen anyone seem so together and
tidy during a duststorm in my life, and
from one origami master, this girl has
a knack for folding cranes like no
one's business!
with Heather monster:
She aint afraid to crack open a beer
at 2pm.
She'll ride the greyhound to LA to see
me.
She'll party till 6am without a trace of
narcotics in her system.
She's not afraid to put on a tuxedo, if
you know what I mean.
She'll run all my errands with me
even though she's on vacation.
She'll fall asleep watching the
Shining.
All the boys love her.
She'll teach me everything she
knows about the world of stuntbutt.
And she's just the coolest chick you'll
ever meet.
mutual friends and shared laughs. How
rare it to meet chicks with this much
wit, charm and spirit. Like finding
flowers in the desert.
We went to the water park the other
day, and she was sunburned by the time
we got there. But she was setting
everyone else on fire with her hot ass
stunt butt!Her butt is so awesome, she
needs to be takin' out an insurance
policy on it. And Heather has pretty
hair, too.
many movies my favorite being
starsky and hutch,she has wonderful
teeth and a shithot disposition,also
has a knack for purchasing the right
cheese on long trips(harvarti) and
her cracker selection is stellar. also
she has been reveiwed by several of
my friends as "one sizzling momma"i
don't know what that means exactly
but i suppose its good.i like heather.