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music, art, literature, sushi, the Hundredth Monkey Theory, Lucid dreaming, training cats to sit and fetch, Winning the, "Longest Profile in the World" Award, Trying to shorten my Profile, OBE's, BYOB's, OBGYN's, BJ's, and OG's

Everything by Neil Gaiman, anything by David Icke, Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman, the Art of Seduction by Robert Greene, HolyBloodHolyGrail, the Most Beautiful Girl in Town by Charles Bukouski, any James Redfield, Astral Voyages, the Bible.

Waking Life, any Stanley Kubrick, anyTim Burton, any Monty Python, 9 1/2 weeks, Barfly, Dangerous Beauty, Dancing at the Blue Iguana, Bowling for Columbine, Natural Born Killers, Madame M Butterfly, Kevin Smith Films, Alice in Wonderland, The Bad Seed

Fiona Apple, Joni Mitchell, Radiohead, Wilco, Talib Kweli, Blackalicous, Damien Rice, Peggy Lee, Ella Fitzgerald, Allman Bros, Bad Co., Camper Van Beethoven, TheyMightBeGiants, Violent Femmes, Specials, Elivis Costello, Moonlight Sonata makes me cry, Techno makes me barf

Trigger Happy TV, the Daily Show, Reno 911, Ya gotta love the Anna Nicole Show, Liquid Telivision, I love The TLC programs about human behaivior, and anything about the ancient world. SNL, Strangers w/ candy, Asolutley Fabulous, and I hate Friends

Myspace is WAY BETTER than Friendster, dudes!! Go
to myspace, I dont even check this crappy site
anymore!!



August 31st----
Man, last night when I was coming home from work, I
stoped
at Taco Bell. I was starving. I got a mexi melt, and a taco
supreme. I pulled into a gas station to eat. I was eating
so fast that I got a giant piece of taco shell lodged in my
throat. I tried to swallow it, but it just went further
down my throat, and stayed lodged. OOOWWWW!!!!! It
hurt
like hell. I tried to gulp soda but it wasn't working. I
tried gulping faster, but it still didn't work. I started
to panic. I started getting flashes of me driving to a
hospital, and sitting in Emergency with a taco shell
stuck
in my throat. I thought, maybe I could run into the gas
station, and drink some hot water, thinking hot water
might
help break down the shell. On my way in the crack
heads
begged me for change. "I can't, I have a taco shell
stuck
in my thoat!!! ...And it hurts like hell!!" They didn't
say anything, they just stared at me, and exchanged
curious
glances. I ran inside, and tried to drink some hot water.
It wasn't working. The clerk, who looked more like a
gangster in a mobile uniform tried to help, but was
more
like comic relife. "Damn, girl, are you okay?.....what do
you want me to do, ey? You want to call someone? You
want
some asprin, ey?"
What!? Asprin? "Asprin?!?" I yelled, "I have a fucking
taco shell in my throat, you think I need asprin right
now?
Where's your bathroom?"
I ran to the bathroom, and tried to throw it up. It wasn't
budging. I tried actually sticking my fingers down my
throat, to see if I could reach it. Then gagged some
more.
FINALLY!!! It turned sideways, and went all the way
down.
YEAH! HELL YES! It's over. I think I actually smiled.
Still hurts when I swallow, cause my throat's all cut up,
and bruised. I'm just happy it's over.

--August 7th--I like the

Besides Tim Burton, Neil Gaiman, or
David Icke.... Someone as out there as me.....that has
stamina.......
and.... strong arms...and....a nice ass.....that really,
really likes women (alot) ......no extra baggage.