• Michael Steinberg

      "Perfection personified. Seriously...I have been described as goofy, but goofy in a smart way that throws off people a bit. ..."

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      • Benjy
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      • Mike taught this guy everything he knows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpY50cbuUvc&mode=re lated&search=

        Good thing he had his career to fall back on.
      • John
      • Posted
      • Mike may look like he's passing a stone in his main photo (the one in the restaurant), but don't be fooled. Those of us who know him know this to be his penetrating stare-down look. The last time he used it on me, I found myself driving to Tijuana under the alias "Juan Carlo" with 30 unmarked boxes in the trunk. And I don't even own a car.
      • Anya
      • Posted
      • mike has seen every movie ever made and he makes me laugh. enough said.
      • Scott
      • Posted
      • If Mike was a dairy product, he would be
        the most gourmet processed cheese in
        a can that money can buy. He would be
        called Smilefood and he would have a
        cartoon cow on the side of his can. I
        would buy him and spread him on
        Triscuits. Yum. Speaking of food, I can
        unequivocally say that out of all my
        friends who have endured weeks of not
        being able to eat solid food, Mike is my
        favorite.
      • Sam
      • Posted
      • People told me that my testimonial
        about Mike was tasteless (not unlike
        the squirrels). I don't know what the
        problem is - I mean, there are much
        worse things that you can do with
        squirrels.

        Anyway, here is my revised testimonial:

        Mike's animal husbandry talents are
        surpassed by few, if any. His work
        with gorillas in West Congo earned him
        great respect in the scientific
        community. He's also just an all-
        around nice guy who likes red carpets.
      • Eli
      • Posted
      • The following is my testimonial so Mike
        can have street cred with all my crazy
        chick friends:

        Jew-Ku

        Mike is as brilliant
        As Passover dinner with
        Purple horseradish
      • Yiftach
      • Posted
      • Michael and I were comrades in the
        Norwegian Space Corps, an elite squad
        of Norse-o-nauts trained for
        painstaking and grueling cooking and
        washing-up duties in zero-G.

        After abandoning our extraterrestrial
        diversions due to boredom, we each
        attained advanced degrees in obscure
        Middle-Eastern languages and went on to
        cure several major diseases afflicting
        the marsupial population of the Solomon
        Islands.

        Michael is a worthy companion for any
        journey, be it to the ends of the
        galaxy or the nearest Circle-K.
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