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"I am better than you! Sorry its true i am. But heres
the thing i feel guilty about stating this. I know i'm
better..."
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職業:
Tarbender
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興趣愛好:
Monkee's;all, The great Flood, Mike Bennett, The hidden beauty of baseball, feeling better than elitists, the rebirth of fool, making fun of your shitty band, Mad scientists bent on world domination..or at least a cheaper muffler.
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最喜歡的書:
Vonnegut Vonnegut Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk all of it., A Drinking Life by Pete Hamill...Bukowski..uhhhi just read the harry potter and i really liked it..i'm trying to capture what i missed in my youth by reading the lord the rings .. God i'm obnoxious
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最喜歡的電影:
FALLING DOWN i am D-FENS....
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最喜歡的音樂:
GBV ...Guided By Voices...GBV.....I like thems..Ween....Flaming Lips...Pavement....J.5...People Under theStairs ..Atmosphere(can't stop listening to sevens travels)...Soul Coughing.....GBV...
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最喜歡的電視節目:
" i watch tv with a profound sense of guilt because of its evil nature" OHH I'm mike and i'm sooo political. I like TV and i watch it and i'm not ashamed of this! I like it all, i like ZOOM i like Real world VS Road Rules i like it all!!!
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關於我:
I am better than you! Sorry its true i am. But heres
the thing i feel guilty about stating this. I know i'm
better than you yet i feel bad about it God i'm great!
God i hate myself for being so great! I LOVE ME, I HATE ME
FOR LOVING ME! Dude i am so deep i'm like a riddle or
something. There are times when i find myself
laughing...there are times when i find myself banging my
head....
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我想要結識的人:
SASQUATCH, Kurt Vonnegut, George Washington, the man who
desgined the KNIGHT 2000, Stan Lee, Shane MacGowan....
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Dan hate hammy hamster. Dan love
doobie cat. Dan funny guy.
don't mean retarded. becuase he's not special
in that way... he's really smart. i like him.. he
gets it. sometimes we talk about running away
together.. with sasqy. that would be special
dan, really, really special.
glistening cheeks while I listened to Dan toast
the loyalty of friends, the innocence of youth
and the divergent paths we've all taken with
our lives. But then I remembered that Dan is a
clone and that the first Dan was really my
friend and this one is fine but he's really a
totally different person - consciousness wise.
You can tell because this Dan has a lasergun
he will show off to you when he thinks no one
is looking. I am not scared of the lasergun.
Also, It was a good toast for a clone, i'll give it
that. Lasegun or no lasergun. Please do not
shoot me with the lasergun Dan-2.
helmet, doin' whippit bongs in
Tuscon. Now that's my idea of a good
time. Oh yeah, never call the dude
Beagle or I'll kick your goddamn ass,
ya first-grade tampon smoker.
while we were both serving five year
contracts with the French Foreign
Legion. After a four day patrol in the
arid southern desert of Djibouti it was
always nice to have a fellow countryman
to share a few bottles of Kronenbourg
with. We would sit at the edge of camp
chain-smoking bad spanish ciggarettes,
arguing about baseball, and sharing
stories of lost love. One time, after
we had rotated back to Corsica, we
contracted syphillis from the same
hooker, while on leave in Calvi. It was
pretty funny at the time. Not too long
after that I deserted by gaining
passage on a Japanese commercial tuna-
fishing boat. All they made me do was
hack dolphins out of their nets with a
machete. It was so easy. I finally got
to Tempe AZ only to find Dan working in
this crummy bar I applied at. We've had
some crazy times since, including the
infamous Oscar Mayer wiener girl
incident. I think the foreign legion
messed us up a little
Dan has been so steadfast in his quest
for my autograph that I finally gave
it to him. Don't ever wash that ass
cheek Danny boy! "Dan, I love you and
your fabulous rock and roll outfit,
Pollen!!!" And he's tatooing it
there. Weirdo.
to be worlds best DJ, you know DJ Dan.
Oh Danny boy I do hope you find
whatever it is you are looking for,
pipes and what not. Long live the days
of Dan behind the bar at wongs
and all the shit talking shit sessions
over the best wings in town and the
worst smell this side of the TTL.
Crackin Schlitz's and smackin the
bitches, I'm gonna need some extra
napkins, wetnaps if your nasty. And
Dan, well he keeps it real, so real he
told me I could come to his next
bithday party, on account I give good
birthday gifts. And you can always
count on Dan to make some smart ass
comment to make you piss your pants,
but would be kind enough to offer you a
diaper the next go'round. If don't know
Dan you should. But remember.... just
like on friendster Dan's friendship is
subject to his approval, so busta's
better step.
Long viva de Dan.
word "poochy". It annoys him.
Annoying Dan is fun.