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Neil Berman
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Neil's friends]
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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Livingston
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Neil's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/783336
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Occupation:
Attorney by day, Criminal by night.
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What I enjoy doing:
Introducing friends to dead people, Drinking, Skydiving, Music, Filmgoing and criticism, Radiohead, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Seagoing, Gothic Literature, Early silent cinema, Conversational paronomasia, biloquism, All of television trivia prior to 1990
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Favorite Books:
One Hundred Years of Solitude, Einstein's Dreams, 1984, Anthem, Choke, Amazing Adventures of Cavalier & Clay, Decameron, Animal Farm, Identity, Slaughterhouse Five, Love in the Time of Cholera
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Favorite Movies:
Bicycle Thief, Vertigo, Cinema Paradiso, Amores Perros, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Untouchables, Fifth Element, Wings of Desire, Citizen Kane, Godfathers
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Nada Surf, Clem Snide, Verdi, Billie Holiday, Travis, Fountains of Wayne, Avalanches, GodspeedYBE, Mascagni, Cure, Satchmo Armstrong, Decemberists, Blur, Deathcab, Leoncavallo, Beethoven, Neutral Milk Hotel, Wagner, Summer Blanket, Mozart, Weezer, Postal Service, Modest Mouse, Nabokov Project, Muse, Long Winters, Secret Stars
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Sealab 2021, Carnivale, Deadwood, Brak Show, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Ali G, Oblongs, Smallville
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I am not a good person
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Who I Want to Meet:
The Devil, a woman with reckless abandon, those who enjoy a
good bachanal, people who are tasty, voices from the past, the person who stole my soul.
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patient teacher, regularly inundating me
with obscure pop culture references and
words I haven't seen since 1993 when
they were meticulously written out on my
SAT flash cards. If I had to choose one
coporate lawyer to be friends with, it
would be Neil. And it was
extraordinarily hard to narrow that
down, for realz. He's like a lullabye
from Wonder Woman's radio and my very
own Griffin Moss.
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North Armorica on this side the scraggy
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his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's
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while they went doublin their mumper all
the time: nor avoice from afire
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after, had a kidscad buttended a bland
old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with
twone nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's
malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight
and rory end to the regginbrow was to be
seen ringsome on the Radiohead.
neil: as a hebrew man, the correct
pronunciation of his name follows the
aramaic tradition and not the northern
european. so, ironically, calling to
him sounds like instructing a
prostitute and not a river in egypt.
neil 'trols the mean streets of
washington heights every week -- and
yes, ladies and gentlemen, daringly so
without a bullet-proof vest. i think
he's currently dating some gal named
alma because he's constantly referring
to "*my* alma mater," e.g., "i'm
currently visiting *my* alma
mater," "not that that compares to *my*
alma mater," etc. he's very possessive
about his bitches, i guess. his
favorite place in the whole wide world
is MN which is why he keeps poaching m.
skogly's "friensters." neil is color
impaired. he says he's color blind,
but that's obviously overstating it.
(for example, he'd never refer to a
woman as a devil in a blue dress,
because he'd just be guessing on the
color -- could easily be a charcoal
dress or a lavender dress.) he doesn't
smoke but enjoys several smoke breaks a
day. he'll buy you shirts from thomas
pink just to make you go away. he has
a flare for narrative but not for truth
(or justice, or the american way). and
he unabashedly talks aloud about women
he finds attractive, unattractive or
neither within their earshot. oh, and
he emphatically does *not* have a thing
for britany murphy. i guess she's no
alma.
that hasn't already been said in
numerous paternity suits across the
greater New Jersey region? He's a
snazzy dresser, a suave gent, and a
heckuva dancer. I say, "Go Neil!"