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Dave
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Ann Arbor is closest thing to a home town I have
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Dave's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/783404
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Occupation:
sell Buddhist paraphenalia
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What I enjoy doing:
dreams where you meet friends, writing stories, talking to cats, being absurd, sci-fi films, walking in the woods with friends, poetry, people watching, animal watching, tree watching, hanging out in that bar where Tom Waits and Misora Hibari sing duets
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Favorite Books:
Kage Baker, Gene Wolfe, Tim Powers, any well done story about time travel, immortality, or reality restructuring, Carlos Castaneda
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Favorite Movies:
too many to list... though recently: Fight Club, Galaxy Quest, Unbreakable
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Favorite Music:
Verse and songs sung in Tim Powers novels, Cake, Ciba Matto, Iron Maiden, Misora Hibari, Tom Waits, Kahimie Karie, sailing songs & old ballads, modern techno clubbing disco, Yoko Kano, Oscar Peterson, Loop Guru
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dark Angel, B-5, Cowboy Bebop, Urusei Yatsura
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About Me:
married to a super-fine curvy secret agent catgirl, member
in good standing of Tanelorn VFW, ex-shadowwalker, geek,
weightlifter, odd fiction writer, Nyingma Goofball, fond of
cats, want to someday own so many fast cars I'll need an
airplane hangar to keep them in. I like clubbing, but I
seldom stay up late enough anymore to get a good rave in.
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Who I Want to Meet:
pals who read and write weird stories, Nyingma & Kagyu
buddhists, anyone who can talk about cats long enough to
bore most people, anyone into the supernatural side of
martial arts, people who enjoy far-out theories.
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iniquity we waded through in Leng,
filled with the stench of depravity,
lit by fractal illuminations, echoing
with the cries of the lost? Dave
would, yes, of course. After being
thawed out from the n-dimensional
hypercube in this continuum, he's been
quite forthright, even shameless, as
one of the felines of the apocalypse.
Come closer - listen carefully:
Few people know that . Do you what
that does to a guy ? Well just look at
him . He's like Gurdjieff if he were
from downriver . He's a genuine
genius , and gooroo in a rare way . One
time , one summer , I did a bunch of
acid with a group of people , and Dave
rolled into the scene straight as an
arrow , took over like some kind of
ancient medicine man , and started
seeing more shit than we did . He did
not see " The Savage Dude " though .
Let the record show . Dave is like the
kind of dude Jethro Tull sing songs
about .
well as Dave and Kate treat their cats-
we would solve war, world hunger,
anxiety perscripion
abuse...uh...except, obesity would
rule, because their cats eat better
than most third world
countries...so...I'll have to think
about that one.
in the mail. you can't beat that.
Skippy Macluire once know as the Boy
Genius shortly after the release of his
tell all book - "The Cape's Too Small"
Playboy: So the general consensus
by most of your peers in the industry
was that you were the true brains
behind his brawn.
Skippy: Well yes I am sure that's
what the thinking was at the time....
Playboy: And in the book you admit
that it was you that actually solved
the the case of Tesla worms, brought in
the Bradbury Twins, and in addition
stopped The Stalin Witches from
completing the ritual that would have
engulfed the world in communism, but
you sit here and contend that the Fat
Stallion was still a force to be
reckoned with.
Skippy: Well yes,
yes I do, I mean you would have had to
seen him action. Once during that bit
of business we had in Taipei he took
out a whole regiment of men in one
lightning fast move. Of course had you
been there you might have thought that
it looked like he had just tripped and
fell, thus toppling over and crushing
those evil minions, but in truth it was
really a very well choreographed
martial arts move that I had seem him
training on time and time again. The
man was dedicated to the profession of
crime fighting, he loved his country
and fought constantly to ensure it
stayed free from domination from well
funded evil geniuses. Plus there was
more to him then just a big suit, huge
brawn, and a voice of steel, the man
had a heart of gold. Not only that but
he was generous to a fault and very
dedicated to his family and his
hobbies.
Playboy: Hobbies like
what? Skippy: Well like cats for
instance, the man loved cats. Talked
about them for
hours..hours. ....constantly, ......nigh
t and day, .....never shuttup about
them.
late '02. It turns out we had crossed
paths without knowing back in the early
days of '01. I was leading a NEO (New
Earl Order)raid on the Republican slave
pits outside of Langley, Virginia to
free some Liberal political prisoners
(and to give the Illuminati a smakedown
after stealing the 2000 election. Hail
to the theif, baby...)at the same time
that Dave was leading a group of Gurka
ex-pats to liberate a potential Buddha
from the same instellation under the
orders of the secret ascended masters.
I was trying to disable the self-
destruct mechanism of the base (with a
sledgehammer) when one of the self
replicating hermaphraditic Nixon clones
drew a bead on me. All dave saw was a
young Richard Nixon with 38D breasts
about to shoot a guy in the back, so he
figured I was on his side. He dropped
the Nixon clone and ran out with his
team (and the potential savior). We
were both masked, so we didn't
recognize each other when we were
introduced a year and a half later. We
realized what had happened when we were
trading war stories and doing shots at
Johnny Paul's (the best stip club in
the Vaticans red light district) in the
spring of '03. We laughed and I bought
the next round.
Big Kitty, a trans-dimensional
entity of great power, wisdom, and
compassion, gracing us with his
presence in the form of a Mongolian
Highland Dwarf. He has amazing stories
to tell, from his experiences and
adventures in this life, and others, and
he has the ability to figure out the
impossible. Dave also has excellent
taste in cars, music, art, and elf chicks.
the time to answer all my questions
about cats and i like anyone who will
talk to me about cats!