the name says it all. i knew russ back when the sun
shone and all that mattered was pasta salad in
mcmahon 109. oh, the days. the sun has grown
weary and schizophrenic, as the pasta salad no
longer has a place in this world.
russ is a likeable fellow with many friends and
many voices and many parties in far off castles that
can be reached by taking the B or D train. if you're
feeling blue or poo, call 1-900-RUSS for a good
time.
I think the photo with the silver pants really
says it all. The guy's a comedic stud and a
lotta fun to have while hanging out or filming
a random comedy flick. And did you know
he is known as the best male stripper in
Chelsea??
Russell is one cool cucumber! He never
beat me up when we were kids. Instead,
we shared napkins (to eat) and cats
(not to eat) and hamsters and birds and
other such small squishy creatures.
Sometimes we pretended we were
hamsters. Russ used to teach me stuff
he learned at school so that I became
quite advanced and attained the genius
status that I hold to this day.
Russell still teaches me stuff he's
learned at school so that I can pass my
anthropology exams. Russell is one
cool cucumber!
Russell is a big-time college graduate!
Russell is a big-time college graduate!
What can I say... killer smile and soft
hair. W Russel Essary is a happening
man with a plan more solid than flan,
tastier than jam and hotter than a
tan. Ten points!
Russ is one of a kind. All my
conversations with him have always
left me scratching my head - well
sometimes, he says really profound
stuff, but other times he tells me
really random and inexplicable
things which prompts me to act like
he just said something profound. In
any case, I really have no problems
with this kid. He is the total physical
embodiment of maniacal creativity,
and I am glad and privileged to have
been a witness to manifestations of
this gift on more than one occasion.
I lied....Russ is Forever Amazing...id
place all my bets on him if I were
you. Smart, sexy, always has
interesting comments to say, likes
sprite, always funny, full of holes, a
renaissance man, writes all my favorite
music (check my profile ladies for the
evidence), always reliable, never
daunted or haunted...........
When I first met Russell it was like
meeting an old friend that we had
lost so long ago to a frightful WHITE
SQUALL. Luckily we found him
wearing swaddling clothes and a
had a burlap sack made of SACK
CLOTH in this sack was ideological
belief in duck time and guerilla
warfare. HE'S DEAD!
When i first met russ, he had frequented
my hands. TOO MUCH! he said. I tried
to trap him in a bundle of twigs. It
was not proper. It was Phallice. But he
doesnt believe in time. I think russ is
one of my closest friends. Bundle of
twigs. A gaggle of feets. I love goods,
he always puts you in a good mood. I
loved him in Instinct/Distinct. He most
powerful performance. I dont recall him
ever being nice in anyway to anyone. You
can rely on him. You can keep him close
to your heart, cause hes nice like that.
He writes alot of music...it may not be
good, it may or may not be bad...but
theres alot of it. It's brilliant. He
can't rely on anyone. He isnt very happy
with the state of the affairs of the
world. He is not nice. I dont dare ask
him about his pants area. SLOW MOTIONIO.
HIT ME HATTER!
Testimonials and Comments for Russ
the name says it all. i knew russ back when the sun
shone and all that mattered was pasta salad in
mcmahon 109. oh, the days. the sun has grown
weary and schizophrenic, as the pasta salad no
longer has a place in this world.
russ is a likeable fellow with many friends and
many voices and many parties in far off castles that
can be reached by taking the B or D train. if you're
feeling blue or poo, call 1-900-RUSS for a good
time.
says it all. The guy's a comedic stud and a
lotta fun to have while hanging out or filming
a random comedy flick. And did you know
he is known as the best male stripper in
Chelsea??
beat me up when we were kids. Instead,
we shared napkins (to eat) and cats
(not to eat) and hamsters and birds and
other such small squishy creatures.
Sometimes we pretended we were
hamsters. Russ used to teach me stuff
he learned at school so that I became
quite advanced and attained the genius
status that I hold to this day.
Russell still teaches me stuff he's
learned at school so that I can pass my
anthropology exams. Russell is one
cool cucumber!
Russell is a big-time college graduate!
Russell is a big-time college graduate!
hair. W Russel Essary is a happening
man with a plan more solid than flan,
tastier than jam and hotter than a
tan. Ten points!
conversations with him have always
left me scratching my head - well
sometimes, he says really profound
stuff, but other times he tells me
really random and inexplicable
things which prompts me to act like
he just said something profound. In
any case, I really have no problems
with this kid. He is the total physical
embodiment of maniacal creativity,
and I am glad and privileged to have
been a witness to manifestations of
this gift on more than one occasion.
place all my bets on him if I were
you. Smart, sexy, always has
interesting comments to say, likes
sprite, always funny, full of holes, a
renaissance man, writes all my favorite
music (check my profile ladies for the
evidence), always reliable, never
daunted or haunted...........
meeting an old friend that we had
lost so long ago to a frightful WHITE
SQUALL. Luckily we found him
wearing swaddling clothes and a
had a burlap sack made of SACK
CLOTH in this sack was ideological
belief in duck time and guerilla
warfare. HE'S DEAD!
my hands. TOO MUCH! he said. I tried
to trap him in a bundle of twigs. It
was not proper. It was Phallice. But he
doesnt believe in time. I think russ is
one of my closest friends. Bundle of
twigs. A gaggle of feets. I love goods,
he always puts you in a good mood. I
loved him in Instinct/Distinct. He most
powerful performance. I dont recall him
ever being nice in anyway to anyone. You
can rely on him. You can keep him close
to your heart, cause hes nice like that.
He writes alot of music...it may not be
good, it may or may not be bad...but
theres alot of it. It's brilliant. He
can't rely on anyone. He isnt very happy
with the state of the affairs of the
world. He is not nice. I dont dare ask
him about his pants area. SLOW MOTIONIO.
HIT ME HATTER!