eddie has a GREAT voice. send him money
and he might record a short story on
tape for you. i'm lucky enough to get
voicemail messages. i save them for
weeks, swear. so serious. pepitone, 4 eva
Eddie is so funny and likeable, and I
want for him not to die so much that --
when he was pretending to be a kid dying
of cancer -- I wanted to yank out his IV
and shake my fist at god, even though I
knew that the tubes and stuff were part
of the joke and that yanking them out
would have ruined his piece and startled
the audience. That's mainly why I just
stayed in my seat and laughed a lot.
Eddie is a bastard who'll stab you in the back first
chance he gets... What? Oh, sorry Pepitone? I
thought this was another Eddie. Pepitone's all
right, I guess. He likes cats and I like cats. So
we're on the same page there. Of course, he's
raising his kittens to make puss-puss stew. And
mine are pets but still, we're pretty close.
Eddie is not only fabulous because he's
hilarious and kind. He also has gone out
of his way to raise money for me,
because, as most of you know...I don't
have any bones. Through Eddie's
comedic stylings, and your help, I may
get enough money to reconstruct my
body into something that is recognizably
human. Thanks Eddie!
Eddie and I used to watch showtime and
cinemax late at night in his apartment.
Then the fucker stopped letting me come
over. then I had to get back at him so I
cut off my penis and had it delivered to
him....C.O.D.!!!!!!!! screw you eddie,
you can have yer fucking late night
cable all by yer lonesome.
Testimonials and Comments for Eddie
He is as crazy and bipolar a Yankee fan as I am of the (Defending World Champion Boston) Red Sox
He is a gift to humanity
eddie has a GREAT voice. send him money
and he might record a short story on
tape for you. i'm lucky enough to get
voicemail messages. i save them for
weeks, swear. so serious. pepitone, 4 eva
want for him not to die so much that --
when he was pretending to be a kid dying
of cancer -- I wanted to yank out his IV
and shake my fist at god, even though I
knew that the tubes and stuff were part
of the joke and that yanking them out
would have ruined his piece and startled
the audience. That's mainly why I just
stayed in my seat and laughed a lot.
chance he gets... What? Oh, sorry Pepitone? I
thought this was another Eddie. Pepitone's all
right, I guess. He likes cats and I like cats. So
we're on the same page there. Of course, he's
raising his kittens to make puss-puss stew. And
mine are pets but still, we're pretty close.
hilarious and kind. He also has gone out
of his way to raise money for me,
because, as most of you know...I don't
have any bones. Through Eddie's
comedic stylings, and your help, I may
get enough money to reconstruct my
body into something that is recognizably
human. Thanks Eddie!
cinemax late at night in his apartment.
Then the fucker stopped letting me come
over. then I had to get back at him so I
cut off my penis and had it delivered to
him....C.O.D.!!!!!!!! screw you eddie,
you can have yer fucking late night
cable all by yer lonesome.