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"I like people who like me, I'm afraid of dogs, I don't give a bleat about other goats."
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Occupation:
neighborhood celebrity, actor, backyard pet
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Hobbies and Interests:
scratching my butt, eating cigarette butts, butting my head up against anything really hard, camping & hiking, making friends, making beans, dancing for treats, stretching out in the sun, going for Sunday drives in the goat wagon
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Favorite Books:
anything printed on fine vintage paper, preferably from the 60's or earlier
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Favorite Movies:
Heidi, A Girl from Paris, And...
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Favorite Music:
hookah
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Favorite TV Shows:
SpyLab, Hero's of the Under Ground, animal planet
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About Me:
I like people who like me, I'm afraid of dogs, I don't give a bleat about other goats.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet anyone who wears corduroy and who is nice
enough to give me a back rub...even tho I may give them bruises, pee on their feet and eat the best pages out of their favorite book.
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charisma, smarts. All that and he's a
highly talented visual artist AND
Presidential candidate. But as the
saying goes, "Sorry ladies, this one's
taken." (Please, no
goat-walks-into-a-bar jokes!)
scene at delirium tremens gallery
and clark was there on time and a
little reluctant but seeing as he had
some sort of urinary problem it was
totally understandable.there was
something about the hot lights and
being in front of the camera that
losened him up.in the course of an
hour we got the coverage we needed
and clark let out 3 big hot squirts of
pee,and left the gallery smelling like
a barn.the next day when i went to
remedy the smell it was gone.you
rascal you.
a total enigma! I ran into Clark just
the other night and he literally stood
out amongst all the anonymous faces. He
beamed his light from across a crowded
bar and I was hooked............Heavy
petting then ensued! So glad to have
met him and it was a pure pleasure to
meet his human 'companions'. Lush!!!***
=^..^=
and FiFi should start a Techno
Band...it would be the best rock video
in the world!!! Stanky plays the
keyboards, Barney and FiFi play guitar.
and we really enjoy a good banter. I
know that when I need a good
shoulder to lean on, Clark is a true
friend.
right...goaty all day and goaty all
night! I love the goaty that is so
fine, the sexy little goaty who's oh-so-
divine...
were at D.A.'s B-day party. And you
peed on the hardwood floor. And I
helped clean it up. Remeber? I wanna
party with YOU, goat-boy!
caprine existance, I (n' I venture to
quess others too) will always admire
your spiritual and intellectual
qualities, thank you for being a friend.
He's a sought-after artists' model. He
only butts in when he feels
comfortable about doing so.
-Amanda