Amanda

all around monica lewinsky stalker

stalking monica lewinksy (jk), starting bar fights, protesting the distribution of condoms in nursing homes, avid mr. personality watcher, having sex with you and of course jardine, lying to people who think i'm funny, being funny by lying

Mein Kampf, The yellow River by I.P. Daily, About A Boy....haha and I'm not sure what else, but def. NOT chicken soup for the teenage soul

Orange County, Saving Silverman--basically anything jack black minus shallow hal, The Sandlot, About A Boy, Mermaids, Never Been Kissed., etc.

i like all kinds of george michael...i want your sex...sex is magical sex is good, not everybody does it (BUT EVERYBODY SHOULD)and I like mariah carey and any other slutty bi-racial singers

mr. personalityyyyy (emphasis on the "alityyy") Punk'd, Boy Meets World, Full House, Saved by the bell, (wow someone's living in the early to mid 1990's)

Singing, dancing, lauhing, chillin, illin, grillin, fo
rilln, spillin, fulfilin, killin...hahaha...Um.......i also
like dancing topless...and Hooters
is a place I frequent...for the chicken I SWEAR!!!!!!
And...I also like to put whipped cream on my breastesists
and pretend like i DON'T want spanish strippers to lick it
off....hahaha wow totally jokin. Okay I am funny(this we
all know) outgoing (sometimes) good kisser (we all know) in
trouble with the law (sometimes) and i like to have a good
time hahahahaha (u can use ur imagination with that one
hahaha)

I like ppl who are way funny, not afraid to cry (haha wow
that one is a classic) umm...attractive is always a plus
(plus backwards is sulp, that kind of sounds like soap if
you said "soap" while gargling water) and so basically I
like a good time if you know what i'm sayin
(jar jar...adele and schulman know where its at) and anyone
who can have a good time with me is hot. Oh...and I just
like Mr. Jehn (from hrx)I'm lookin for a tall dark and
handsome boliqua who knows where its at and by it i mean
the g spot. hahaha omg i'm still a virgin why is that?