Michael Owen

      "After our trip to Vysehrad, we jumped on the tram instead of the Metro we had taken there. The tram is not as smooth of a..."

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      • Occupation:

        France

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Gemini

      • About Me:

        After our trip to Vysehrad, we jumped on the tram instead of the Metro we had taken there. The tram is not as smooth of a ride as the metro -- and, because I have an aversion to touching things on public transit, even if it is the only way not to fall over, I almost fell over several times -- but it afforded a better view.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Marcel Proust, Marcello Mastroianni, Nancy Reagan, JFK, Joan Didion, Andy Warhol

      Testimonials and Comments for Michael

      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • Apparently my tesimonial is subject to
        Michael's approval. But you know what
        I say? Fuck Michael. I mean he likes
        the movie The Dreamers. Let it be
        known that The Dreamers was, to say
        the least, a complete and utter sham.
        Every considerable sexual scenario
        except the much anticipated
        homosexual hook-up. I made a slight but
        biting
        remark about people from Salt Lake
        City once in Michael's presence, and
        bless him for either not hearing me
        or moving beyond it, because I lay
        awake at nights wishing I hadn't said
        such a thing. But if everyone from Salt
        Lake City is even half the dynamic and
        exotic individual that Michael is, then
        shit, where the hell did I come from?
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • like a celeb, but way better.
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • ever since michael left my life, i have
        told everyone i know in the greater
        inland empire area to find him, and
        befriend him. what was most memorable
        about the time we shared was the
        in-depth analysis of friendster and its
        larger commentary on society (in
        addition to identifying our frienster
        addictions with fulfilling mild
        soft-porn viewing urges) as well as our
        heated debate concerning acappella as a
        musical genre (don't hate). i assume
        that had i stayed at pitzer, michael and
        i would have somehow found each other
        and become fast friends. oh the bliss
        that could have been.
      • Austin
      • Posted
      • i think i wrote him a testomonial
        once.. and i think it was later
        deleted.. i dunno
      • Nancy
      • Posted
      • Micheal Owen has the curious habit of
        drinking only out of the side of his
        mouth. I went to the dentist and half
        of my face is numb. I had to drink
        out of only one side of my own mouth
        and had the curious experience of what
        it might feel like to be micheal owen
        for 2 seconds. it felt very debonair.
      • lucy
      • Posted
      • waiting for him to enter or re-enter
        your life is a painful and harrowing
        process. but mark my words, batman, his
        oil-painting eyes make you a better
        person.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Michael's entire life can be summed up
        in one word: excess. He is
        excessively handsome, excessively
        brilliant, drinks to excess,
        especially whiskey, his voice is
        excessively beautiful... The fact
        that he's going to Prague and I'm not
        also makes me excessively jealous.
        The Czech Republic is blissfully
        unaware of the god who is about to
        descend on it.
      • Nancy
      • Posted
      • micheal is on drugs right now.
      • Amy
      • Posted
      • I met Michael at a Jimmy Buffet concert
        in 1976. I noticed immediately that he
        was mouthing the words to all the
        songs - no, not just the chorus of
        Margaritaville like all the poseurs who
        think they're real Parrotheads. So
        after the concert I introduced myself,
        and we discovered that we had something
        else in common: we both had pet rocks
        before it was even a thing. We decided
        that our rocks should meet. We've been
        solid as a rock ever since, man. You
        know what they say - a rolling stone
        gathers no moss!
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • no, seriously. EXFUCKINGQUISITE.

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