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Climbing huh
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"I'm grumpy"
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More About Masa
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Occupation:
Beetlenut farmer, Dolphin Kicker, fake fisherman
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Hobbies and Interests:
Snowboard, Surfing, Guitar, Hockey, Tennis, Climbing coconut tree, eating uni, chewing beetlenut, Mongolian chop on Cindy and Carol, Kicking dolphin, chasing after boonie dogs, eating spam and corned beef, putting people in their place and being congratulated
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Favorite Books:
Beetlenut Farming for Dummies, SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", The Art of Mongolian Chop, Dolphin Kicking 1 2 3!
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Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, Gladiator, Titanic, Forest Gump, Serendipity, Pirates of the Carribean, Bend it like Beckham, God Father I & II, Donnie Brasco
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Favorite TV Shows:
King of the Hill, Sports Center
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
I'm grumpy
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Who I Want to Meet:
Beavis and Butthead, people who swear to Babaji, and a mermaid
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Testimonials and Comments for Masa
Me: *steam comes out from my
ears*
Yuki: *looked over* Hi... My name is
Masa... What's your name?
Me: Hi, Masa... My name is
CinDee... How are you doing?
Wow... What a big lighter you have...
Yuki and Me: *hold hands, sings
Gumbaya, and are friends again...*
...The story of my life that will never
ends...
just Masa! Funny picture huh??? Very
misleading huh???
My uni passionate tomodachi...
:: \Chop/ ::
:: Masa falls to the ground ::
:: Throws sea urchin at him ::
:: Run towards the horizon with laughter:
Mo ho! Mo ho! Mo ho! ::
play baseball with a lighted cigarette
in his mouth. He may seem like Goliath
but he's actually just a soft,
psychotic, and weak lil girl inside.
He needs a mermaid to love him and take
care of him. Warning: He gets sick
every other week! Good thing about him
though is that he will eat anything you
make for him. So if you're hot but
can't cook...and if you don't mind that
he can't catch fish, Masa's your man.
Oh yea...another perk to marrying Masa,
he'll do your dishes for you! On the
other hand...he's a wife-beater...he
bites and chops the merqueen...poor
sweet angelic merqueen.
Yeeeeeeee!!!
:: Mongolian Chop Masa ::
:: Masa falls to the ground ::
:: Poke Masa with an ugly stick ::
:: Run!!! ::
in high school! It's unfortunate to
hear that you still frequently break
yourself though...so recently it's your
ribs and chest huh... maybe you should
try the extreme sport of basket weaving
or something. hahaha. anyhow, it's
nice to see you again, my long lost
otomodachi. i hope i never meet the
wrath of you Mongolian chop-chop. jaa, ne!
Masa came along. Damn u!!! I always
have this recurring nightmare about u
chasing me with ur Mongolian Chop (but
of course u never catch me, just like
in real life. I run with the quickness,
u slow tortoise!!!). Sumtimes I think
that such name does not exist and it's
just a manifestation of your dorky
mind. ~to be continued when I have more
shit to write~ (This should not be
called Masa's Testimonial, but Masa's
Shit List. LOL!!!)
name a few: He plays various musical
instruments, basketball, baseball,
hockey, soccer, fishing pro, he can
even communicate with dolphins in his
own special physical way. Masa is damn
cool, and hopefully one day I can
master the Mongolian chop and perform
it on either Cindy or Carol just as
well as him.