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Ben Nunn-Miller

Male, 28, Single, New York, NYMore

Neal
Posted
Let me preface this testimonial by saying that Ben has tried to kill me. I would like to say that this happened just one time. However, that would be a lie. At least six times has he tried to murder me. Since meeting him, I have defended myself against Taser Guns, Machetes, Switchblades, and several other deadly weapons.

This used to upset me. However, once you get to know him, you realize that he is the sweetest person you have ever met in your life. Don't get me wrong, he'll still taser the random bystander....but he means no harm. Sure, his affection may kill you. However, keep this in mind....he means well. When he killed my best friend because he did not drink enough I thought Ben was out of control. Little did I know, that this was part of his genius.

I love Ben. End of Story. Oh, and by love I mean fear/hate/detest and some other synonyms that I am not smart enough to type right now. And yes, he just tasered me...and yes, I got to go.

Dave
Posted
I never thought I could be friends with someone who doesn't drink until I met Ben. You'll never find someone more opposed to drinking or anyone that makes better decisions than Ben. On nights when we all go out for a cracker Ben is always the sensible one, always reminding us in his effeminite voice to "tone it down guys," or "I don't think this is such a good idea." The one time Ben drank he was sick after drinking 4 Zimas...it was so cute! He was so nervous about getting a DUI that he didn't drive for 3 days. This confession has meant nothing.