• Courtney Davis

      "feet and hands too small for body."

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      • T'chaka
      • Posted
      • "Heights by great men reached and kept were not obtained by sudden flight but, while their companions slept, they were toiling upward in the night. I also think Courtney tis a super hottie."

        -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, 1807-1882
      • John
      • Posted
      • If my calculations are correct, one out of every
        fifteen of Courtney's friends is named David. Check
        my math for yourself.
      • David
      • Posted
      • Hey sweet cheeks.
        Why dontcha come over here and sit on
        my lap? No, I mean it.
        As Tom and many more have stated,
        Courtney satisfies every aspect of a
        winning TA. We actually wanted to
        rename that title to T and A...if ya
        know what I mean.
        For serious, though, people...she is a
        skilled filmmaker and very easy to
        love...And unfortunately, for all of
        the synch sound boys (and girls), it's
        pretty easy to fall IN love with her.

        I'll never forget that time when we
        woke up in each other's arms at the
        Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey
        Circus. Remember? We were hungry, so
        you mamed the nearest tiger...and we
        dined like kings. Then we made love
        on the trapeze.
        Courtney, you will always be my queen.
        Toodles.
      • Tom
      • Posted
      • I haven't known Courtney for very
        long, but I can say that she has the
        best sense of humor out of anyone I
        personally know. Also, not many
        people know this but pretty much every
        guy in my synch sound class (Courtney
        was our TA) had a secret crush on
        Courtney. Of course it all ended when
        we found out that she was, like, 40
        years old. Just kidding. That just
        upped the stakes a little for the
        guys. I mean, hey, who wouldn't like
        to be Ashton Kutcher to Courtney's
        Demi Moore? HAHAHA! - (sigh) A man
        can dream can't he?!!! Okay,
        Courtney, don't you go changin'!
      • John
      • Posted
      • Courtney once mailed in a false
        profile and photograph to our high
        school reunion committee about
        what I was supposedly up to. I
        received the Lamar reunion booklet
        and read that not only was I "working
        on lots of sci-fi, fantasy, and anime
        (hybrid) projects," but that I had
        started an improv group called "The
        Improvsible Dream." My favorite part
        of the profile was that on the email
        section she wrote "not online yet but
        hope to be in 2003." I'm still plotting
        my revenge. Watch out!
      • Julie
      • Posted
      • Although well-known for her karaoke
        skills, Cartney is also a Master
        Choreographer of Lip Syncs, kicking my
        ass each year with a Phil Collins
        medley or a J-Lo dance-a-thon. She
        takes that boxing game at Dave &
        Buster's very seriously. But not as
        seriously as the Dance Dance
        Revolution. Girl gots tha moves.
      • Chandy
      • Posted
      • this is what i know about courtney:
        1.she will kn'rock your socks off at
        karaoke.
        2. she enjoys TGI Friday's bbq wings
        purchased from your neighborhood
        Snappy Mart.
        3. she plays an escaped prisoner
        from the future with such grace that
        you start to wish it was the future and
        sock puppets did rule the world.
      • Han yang
      • Posted
      • 7425, 8976, 6670, 4532, 2230, 3451,
        7865, 7435, 7768, 7980, 6845, 7648,
        7775, 7443, 5634, 6946, 74536,
        7657, 8765. 5878, 79857, 786543,
        7798, 7098 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 7425,
        8976, 6670, 4532, 2230, 3451, 7865,
        7435, 7768, 7980, 6845, 7648, 7775,
        7443, 5634, 6946, 74536, 7657,
        8765. 5878, 79857, 786543, 7798,
        7098, cancer
      • Carolyn
      • Posted
      • courtney loves Perfect Strangers.
        one balky line and she's falling off
        her seat laughing. try this one out on
        her and see what you get: "that's my
        motto cosin!"
      • David
      • Posted
      • Courtney is the thinking man's
        blonde. She is smart and funny, but
        she needs a license to walk around
        outside with that ass of hers if she's
        wearing a skirt. And she has one.
        She will tell you that she's awkward,
        but the truth is she's filled with grace.
        If you have ever seen how she sits
        on the couch or the way her hair falls
        from her eyes then you know what
        I'm talking about. She's perfect, but
        she's filled with interesting tragic
        flaws (like crabbiness and crying
        jags). She is high above on a
        pedestal, but at the same time she is
        down in the mud with the rest of us.
        She markets the mud at high prices
        for specialized industrial uses, so
        savvy is Courtney. The way she even
        touches a fella on the arm can just
        knock a fella out. If she laughs at
        your jokes, you know you are living.
        You better not be fucking with her,
        because she will kick your fucking
        ass, you pricks.
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