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"5' 9". shoe size: 9 US, 43 Europe. brown hair, brown eyes.
husband, father. atheist. leftist. cyclist. reader/writer...."
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Occupation:
Disgruntled Data Drone/Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, biking, literature, alcohol, not necessarily in that order
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Favorite Books:
henry miller, bukowski, joseph heller, william gibson, zinn and the art of bicycle maintenance
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Favorite Movies:
nothing highbrow, that's for sure. POOTIE TANG!
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Favorite Music:
minutemen, stooges, beatles, stones, clash, RFTC, radiohead, coltrane, etc
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Favorite TV Shows:
My Mother the Car, My Three Sons, My Favorite Martian, Queer Eye
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About Me:
5' 9". shoe size: 9 US, 43 Europe. brown hair, brown eyes.
husband, father. atheist. leftist. cyclist. reader/writer.
dog owner. dilettante. crank.
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Who I Want to Meet:
the president.
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children
mike has one, so i really just respect
that about him
related. when he's drunk, he thinks
we're all the same person doing a time
warp/astral projection/hollagram trick
on him. whenever he sees a black
person he asks me if they're my
dad/mom...mike is ghey.
bean of hugeluminous blue moonbeam
eating eyes called miles. i am looking
forward to getting shitfaced with
mrinant. the rocklock lives in legend
and in song. drive on, driver.
we keep it real, oldschool, with the rocklock
and the freak flag flying high...he brought me
into the lucrative world of mall album
sales...so thanks, mike.
the "Reaper of truth" and "The first
comrade". His unwavering devotion to
the concept of a constitutional
republic that fully embraces the idea
of a "Workers Utopia" has greatly
endeared him to oppressed and
downtrodden people in nearly every
nation. He also has an uncomprising
glare that can penetrate your skull
like a depleted uranium round. I'm glad
I'll never have to face him during the
tribunals and kangaroo courts that are
sure to follow the "Peoples Victory".
It is also important to note that he is
a solid family man with a beautiful
wife and son.
funny. He just comes up with the
craziest shit. He's not that tall,
but he put the buff in buffalo. He
looks best with a shaved chest. Black
curly hair. Got great abs and a tight
ass. He was great in that
movie 'Animal.' His co-star, Colleen
from Survivor, is hot too, but he's
hotter. If I had both their asses
lined up in front of me I would
definitely choose his. He was great
on SNL too. huh? What's that?
Mike? We're not talking about Rob
Schneider? Oh... well get rid of the
Animal and SNL stuff and the rest
still applies... especially all the
talk about the ass. Yah, that's
definitely the stuff.
stayed in me. the year was 1992, and I
had been closed to the public for three
years. I guess he was squatting or
something. He kept saying something
about needing to hook up with his
connection, whatever that means.
anyway, he almost always did his
business in the toilet, and for that, I
can only salute him. he has also
stated that he loves me (by proxy) and
that's good enough for me. you should
stop by more often. I believe there
are now fifty-one cats roaming freely
on my premises...and they use the
toilets not quite as much as you did.
But then, I have a way cooler beard
these days. He does know a lot about
women, though. or maybe I just think
he does because he hates Loni (way to
go on that hate for Loni, by the way).
knows a good ass when he sees one.
Made me proud when he took all six
wheels off the ground. you'd have
thought Gleason was on his ass. of
course, escaping Gleason is like
escaping the injured triceratops in
Jurassic Park. with him being dead, I
probably shouldn't say stuff like
that. have I mentioned my beard? or
my ass?
have a pretty cute kid and a VERY cool
wife! But he also likes wookies....need
I say more! Okay I will..... Mike also
does a pretty good impression of Strong
Bad. In fact, I am pretty sure he IS
Strong Bad. He has also dropped the
Mother F-Bomb in a
heated "conversation" with my mother-in-
law! That was pretty funny! Mike is so
great and we love the Bennetts dearly!