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"I have a small unexplainible mole two inches to the left
of my taint, I sometimes forget where I left my keys, I
once..."
More about John
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Occupation:
Grade School Janitor
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Hobbies and Interests:
Large Machinery, Weasel Wrestling, Paintings of flowers and bunnies, heroin, bounty hunting, cult deprogramming, baking
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Favorite Books:
The Joy of Sex, The Joy of Cooking, 1974 Birmingham Phone Directory, Anything by Danelle Steele in Braille
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Favorite Movies:
Ernest Goes to Jail, Meatballs Part II, Andrei Rublev, Victim of Circumstance
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Favorite Music:
Andrew Ridgley, The Flaming Switchblades, F.S. Key, Yanni
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Favorite TV Shows:
The 700 Club, Girls Gone Wild, Home Listings under 35000 dollars, Teletubbies
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About Me:
I have a small unexplainible mole two inches to the left
of my taint, I sometimes forget where I left my keys, I
once had a line of Cessna aircraft named after me, I pick
my nose, I used to eat beef stew from a walnut bowl, I had
pets, Sometimes - when I am in a dark room all alone - and
I cannot hear anyone - and they connot hear me - I will
sing christmas carols at a low volume
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Who I Want to Meet:
a woman tall enough to bite my chin and be able to defend
herself without weapons - or Paul Tagliabue
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people. But the part I don't get is he
came here from Earth. He brought
me ice in a baggie one time. Another
time he was talking and I couldn't
understand him, so he stopped. I felt
better.
That one guy is lying because John
doesn't have a basement. The bunny
suit is true though.
get me on my feet again by providing me
with a part-time job.I helped him make
snuff films in his basement every
sunday fo three months.I used that
money to get an education and now I'm
quite successful.Thx John!!
people I have met. He'll make you
Thanksgiving dinner just for the heck
of it and (if you ask nicely) dance
around the room dressed up in a pink
bunny costume....he's the best!
on john i knew that he was more than a
man, more than a woman, more than a
Snuggle bear in the holy grail. This
fella is special. Whether its
exquisite collection of laser disc porn
or his unquenchable thirst for..well
laser disc porn. not to mention he
makes a mean bread sandwich...mmmmm
bread sandwich..............