Carla Zanoni

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      • Ursi
      • Posted
      • ok i just realised. carla is one of my muses, i mean i always think they are fictitious characters, but look at those eyes! thats carla showing up in my paintings! i know it is!
        btw, lovely wedding pics. kisses to you my lovely carlita!
      • KB
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      • OK,OK...14 YEARS LATER...
      • KB
      • Posted
      • I can still close my eyes 4 years later and see Carla's huge perma-grin! Days past where the streets of NYC always took us home (whether that was crashing at a friend's home, a club that became your 'new' home, or maybe even your OWN home) in a city that never sleeps. Even through all the dark 'Tunnel's and rough 'NASA' take-offs-I always saw the light in this girls soul-shining like a discoball in my memories of old! Happy Birthday! Live It Up!
      • Molly
      • Posted
      • Carla is too busy for me now that we
        don't work together any more-- but i
        forgive her, cause she's the best! one
        day she can hope to be as famous as me,
        hangin with Elvis and whatnot-- xoxoxoxo
      • lisa
      • Posted
      • carla....even tho she is now a grown
        up old married lady, i know she is
        still as weird as me. i find this very
        comforting. one day maybe i will be a
        grown up, too. so nice she might
        actually be made of cake. caaaaaaaake.
        caaaaaaaaarla. see? carla, i love you
        even tho you like cats better than
        dogs, which all right-thinking people
        (me, por ejemplo) know is just plain
        silly.
      • Comma
      • Posted
      • carla. karla. in any language,
        carla's name rolls off the tongue.
        like a sweet jelly roll, carla rolled
        into my life. karla slithered into my
        life. she oozed in like jelly. she is
        a nice person. i like her. she lives
        near me. sometimes, if she feels nice,
        she gives me a penny.
      • Ursi
      • Posted
      • carlita, carlita, the one with the most
        gorgeous smile! one of the best
        things about carla is that she laughs
        ALL the time. me and carla used to
        live 2 blocks away from each other in
        the east village. i miss her being my
        neighbour. those were crazy times,
        we were young and ravey and full of
        bubbles and carla used to smell like
        bounce!
      • Ben
      • Posted
      • On a small dirt road leading into Cairo
        I passed a caravan of young ladies
        returning to their village from the
        markets in the city. I caught the
        smiling eye of a lady carrying a small
        basket of dates. being a lover both of
        dates and smiling lady eyes I made my
        desires known. Carla is as sweet as
        the dates which grow under the gentle
        sun.
      • Ben
      • Posted
      • Oh she is so sweet and very tiny.
      • Comma
      • Posted
      • yo...on the reals, yo. dis carla be
        stoopid crazy. she be doin wacked out
        crazy shit. just kidding. carla
        (karla in germany) is actually a really
        wonderful woman. despite her handicap
        (her face is very convex...that picture
        is not a close up) she aspires to, and
        achieves, great things. i've known her
        for years and years. now that she's
        become a respectable married woman
        she's not lost none of her spunk. no
        sir! she's always upbeat, and loves
        the smell (but not the taste) of
        kimchi. she's so nice and smelly. her
        foot is cute. she can drive a car.
        she always loves midgets. she's polite
        to midgets. she would never laugh at a
        midget. what kind of person would do
        that? not carla. midgets are her
        friend and provide her with good luck.
        carla sometimes has yummy dulce de
        leche in her shoe. carla is very
        fashionable. she loves all furry
        animals. she never smokes cigarettes.
        she always smells like a rose. she is
        about 5.5 feet tall. as in 5 and a
        half. she is cute. she always gives
        tony great presents. these presents
        amaze in their splendor, but more so in
        their price. whatever the occassion,
        carla is sure to supply a really
        expensive gift. these gifts are not
        needed, but always appreciated by
        tony. giving tony cash is also not
        required, but carla loves to donate
        cash to tony's bank account (see
        http://tonysbankaccount.com ). i love
        carla. I LOVE CARLA!

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