Susan Jordan

      "i'm a left handed scorpio. i have a cat. im pretty easy to get along with with as long as you dont piss me off, if you..."

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      • Mark
      • Posted
      • Actually she loves to talk after she fools
        around, and she loves to cuddle too. Or
        maybe its just me. =)
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • OH MY GOD. How cute is that little kid
        picture? I mean for reals.
      • Jeff
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      • Susan is one cool kitten. Hair like
        Medusa and a heart forged beneath Mt.
        Etna. She is a walking
        contradiction....she has it all figured
        out, but doesn't know what she wants.
        She is all woman, and you can't handle
        it. The softness is there, the
        unmistakable smell of female. the
        surface shiny and silken. The body
        yielding yet wanton. But a word of
        caution: handle with care and don't
        drop your guard. She's volatile like
        nitroglycerine. Rock'n'Roll oozes from
        her pores. She can be as elegant as a
        ballet dancer or as ferocious as a pack
        of feral dogs. She left bruises on my
        arms, a hole in my head, and stitch
        marks on my heart. I wouldn't want it
        any other way. Love ya, babe.
      • John
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      • I once wrote a haiku about this girl.It
        goes like this.

        There's Susan

        her black dress and all

        we all sigh

        Not very good, I know but I've never
        claimed to be a poet.Sue would bring
        that out in anyone.
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Susan will fuck you up. And you will
        ask for more.
      • Burt
      • Posted
      • susan? oh yeah, she totally wants me
        (which of course, would put her on par
        with 98% of the world's women). I'm
        kind of trying to play hard to get.
        chicks love that crap. (actually, I've
        nailed her like seven times but she was
        too juiced to remember...it's nice, I
        get to re-seduce her over and over
        again. thanks, jagermeiseter!)


        note: Burt does not NEED jagermeister
        to have his way with the ladies...but
        he was pressed for time.
      • Mark
      • Posted
      • Susan is one of the hottest girls I
        know .I have the biggest crush on her.
        She is very stylish and very sweet.If I
        wasn't the wrong sign for her we would
        be the hottest couple in town. Who
        believes in astrology anyway?
      • Kate
      • Posted
      • I think Susan needs to come over and
        hang out with Bob and I more. As long
        as we don't have to trade punches
        though....I bruise too easy! :)
      • Rubber Butcheik
      • Posted
      • I think Journey said it best when they
        said this, "Shock'n hard / get down
        with your honey! / Shock it down-n-
        out / Creep'n up the backside with a
        low-down willy! / YAAH!! Crack it /
        Suck it hard! / Chuck it up the
        cracker jacker / Sock it down on the
        tune spoiler!"
      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • this girl bites hard, and hits even
        harder. but that means she likes you.
        sometimes she smells like whiskey, but
        mostly she smells like roses. and her
        cat doesn't wear pants. awesome.

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