I love it when Dan walks the city streets w/out shoes on, but i love it more when he steals old ladies pizza and smashes it into the cement....he's fantastic
2 cool things about dan 1) he shows up
drunk in nutrition on the day we talk
about binge drinking 2)when you open
your friend page on friendster his is this
tiny little picture...it makes me laugh
much like dan himself does...get there
dann boy, get there
dan in 2004.... always a good time.
make that for 2005 and on, now that dan
can no longer be mayor of tony's. you
will forever be one of my favorite
friend's boyfriends/frat boy/college
buddy!!!! get there!
Dan's head really is as tiny as the
photograph in his profile presents it
to be. In High School, we would call
him "tiny head Dan", and his angry,
flustered reproaches would only come
out as fevered insect chatter from his
tiny, malformed larynx."It's hard when
you hard is small. You know?", Dan
said to me once. I always remembered
when you told me that, man. I keep it
with me in everything I do. You'll
always have a place in my normal-
sized, perfectly functioning and
adequately proportioned heart.
dan had to beg me to accept him as
a 'friend.' i finally caved in when my
internet stopped working, so i had to
walk next door to his apartment so that
i could get onto friendster. i needed
it man! so now dan has got me backed
against a wall. he's very evil like
that. but at least he wears funny hats,
and listens to cool music, and he's the
happiest damn drunk i've ever seen. i
guess i'll learn to deal.
drunk in nutrition on the day we talk
about binge drinking 2)when you open
your friend page on friendster his is this
tiny little picture...it makes me laugh
much like dan himself does...get there
dann boy, get there
make that for 2005 and on, now that dan
can no longer be mayor of tony's. you
will forever be one of my favorite
friend's boyfriends/frat boy/college
buddy!!!! get there!
photograph in his profile presents it
to be. In High School, we would call
him "tiny head Dan", and his angry,
flustered reproaches would only come
out as fevered insect chatter from his
tiny, malformed larynx."It's hard when
you hard is small. You know?", Dan
said to me once. I always remembered
when you told me that, man. I keep it
with me in everything I do. You'll
always have a place in my normal-
sized, perfectly functioning and
adequately proportioned heart.
a 'friend.' i finally caved in when my
internet stopped working, so i had to
walk next door to his apartment so that
i could get onto friendster. i needed
it man! so now dan has got me backed
against a wall. he's very evil like
that. but at least he wears funny hats,
and listens to cool music, and he's the
happiest damn drunk i've ever seen. i
guess i'll learn to deal.