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"equally obsessed and detached, with the posture of a
russian
gymnast (so says my physical therapist). i over-complicate...."
More about Jessica Fafnir
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Occupation:
iceberg rotation crew
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Hobbies and Interests:
high-level dorkiness of all kinds, cellulite, synchronized swimming, bunnies doing cute things with their paws, sequins, hair pieces, amy sedaris in a bikini, potatoes, boyoyoing sex-comedies from the eighties, smelling cat toes, dirty things.
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Favorite Books:
they all seem to be about sweet melancholy, tragedy and emotional upheavel.
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Favorite Movies:
any combination of nerds+boarding school+repressed sexuality+confused sexuality+forbidden sexualtiy+awkwardness+offensive humor+full frontal nudity.
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Favorite Music:
rumor has it that i don't like music. the truth is, everyone likes music so much that i'm giving other things an equal chance at my favour. such as nudity. and sleep.
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Favorite TV Shows:
i will never tell of the atrocities that i turn to when home alone, all lights turned out and hidden safely under a furry blanket.
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
equally obsessed and detached, with the posture of a
russian
gymnast (so says my physical therapist). i over-complicate.
in my mouth, salt
wins over sweet. twice, all of the
eyelashes on my right eye fell out. i like hijinks and hooligans.
i barf rarely and pace
frequently. and sometimes
brood. i
eat food everyday without fail.
my arms revolt against me when i drink caffeine too late in the evening. i fantasize about being an old woman with dangling jowels and arm flab, wearing overalls, sporting extremly long messy grey hair, with a legion of young wide-eyed fans seeking sage-like advice and anecdotes.
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Who I Want to Meet:
someone who wants to chat casually about human potential.
no pressure.
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Blossom White- every morning -it
was the only way I could get out of
bed. Jessica is the only person who
would ever so indulge me. She
made my every morning tolerable
and, by god, I might even say...
wonderful with the thoughtful
placement of her recordplayer
needle. She's one of the kindest and
most beautifully creative women I
know. I think it's high time that she
and her man move down to New
York because we all need a little aye
down here.
photo, my last testimonial has no
context, making me sound like just a
nasty ol' bottom-objectifying DIY
space. I can't retract my former
statements, however, as, alas, they are
true.
was the golden era of my humble DIY
gallery, thanks to her. And she has the
best ass I've ever seen. And I've seen
a lot of ass.
revolution. She is a beautiful
manifesto, my comrade and the voice of
tenderness. When I'm with her, I feel
like the barren in the trees, like I'm
hiding from the world in her, like the
earth has dropped out from under our
feet and time has lost it's
gravitational relativity and I'm just
really glad to be floating out in space
with this radical lady. Fafnir is a
rare thing, precious and hardcore,
uncommon, extraordinary. And her
photographs are enough to make me
believe, again, in the bright, akward
and sensual future. "Yet, although
every image embodies a way of seeing,
our perception or appreciation of an
image depends also upon our own way of
seeing. (It may be, for example, that
Sheila is one figure among twenty; but
for our own reasons she is the one we
have eyes for.)" -John Berger
testamonial without saying something
about that ass. so i am just gonna go
ahead and say it. that's a nice ass.
now that i have that out of the way, i
just want to say that fafnir is way
cool. she is smart and creative and
funny and i am very happy to see her
everytime that i get to see her, but i
dont get to see her enough (as she
pointed out in my testamonial, please
refer to the "Sarah" page). she also
lets me try on her sequin dance
costumes sometime, which automatically
puts her in a special place in my heart.
of "dorkiness" insofar as our race
could die out like flannel shirts or
mohawks or septum rings. but
nevertheless, if there could be any
reason why dorkiness would be coopted
by mall stores and the cover
of "wallpaper," it would be because of
fafnir. fafnir is totally rad, and one
of the only people living in an easy
town who actually works on things that
matter. we never played handball and
that is sad, nor did I ever receive my
second place scavenger hunt t-shirt,
but whatever. Fafnir is totally fly.
sparkling ass. for crying out loud.
it's fafnir who lurks in mystery
building, the queen of sequins and
brilliant photo arts. goodness, a
handball advocate to boot. now you
know why her ass sparkles, cause
everyone has reason to kiss it.
her...a real catch she is, swingin' and
jammin with camera and smile in
hand...gotta love the outfits. gotta
love the answering machine
messages...too nice for words. i love
this lady and without her i never would
have discovered my relationship with
jesus and that accordion. word up j-faf.
is good for making weird old scary POWs
in Umass summer session photography
classes feel really uncomfortable
around artistic renderings in photo
format of lady parts. I said among
other things because I also hear she
has an amazing collection of thrift
store dance and baton twirling
costumes. Plus she is really nice.
highschool and the only girl I knew
who practiced the sophisticated art of
shade hopping so as to be able to
keep her consistently black wardrobe
in gear all throughout the sweltering
summer ... Jessica is the talented
avant-guarde lady with best style
and fantastic artwork. I miss her
crazy humor and presence a ton.