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      "Super coool, urbanly chic, sophisticatedly intelligent, critically judgmental, argumentitive and neurotic as..."

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      Last movie I saw... posted 1/7/2006

      Jesus is Magic
      • Jesus is Magic
      • Directed by: Sarah Silverman
      • Rating: starstarstarstar
      • I always thought "JEW" was a four-letter-word. Sarah Silverman proves it. No one (not even you) is safe in this antagonistic celluloid provocation. It will, if anything, accelerate your prejudices with humorous confirmations of unspeakable truths.
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      • Mark
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      • i wear his hand-me-downs.
      • Kate
      • Posted
      • body,brains, looks...why must you be gay?
      • Jason
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      • He's biting too many a ladie's brassier for
        many a boy's liking.
      • Katty
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      • I'VE KNOWN THIS BITCH FOR ALL OF
        2 SECONDS AND IS IN LUV WITH
        HER. IF SHE KNOWS NIKKI & THE
        GUZMAN --I MUST LICK HER BALLS-
        TWICE. COME TO DETROIT FOR THE
        THIRD LICK. LATER CUTE BOY.
        MUCH LUV KATTY
        KATTY
      • Mr Bob Dobalina
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      • "What a girl wants, what a girl needs":

        http://www.prisonerwrites.com/1212601
        4.html
      • Jaime
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      • Aaron has multiple personalities...it's
        like a little zoo inside that hot body.
        He manages all the voices with his
        mantra: 'fly free little birdie, fly
        away.' He imagines himself a gazelle.
        He's crass and raw, but he gets lonely
        at night. Just hold him til morning. I
        did and I still can't get the smell of
        coconut oil out of my hair or the bite
        marks off my neck. Show him a good
        time and he'll never leave you alone.
        One of the few true Manimals left in
        this concrete jungle. Git on wicho bad
        self!
      • 'DONKEY PUNCH'
      • Posted
      • Lunges, dead-lifts, squats, stair-
        master... and still my rear won't defy
        gravity the way your massive mounds of
        fleshy man-cheeks do. What is your
        secret? Tell me, I wanna know ... (if
        he really loves me. I say a prayer with
        ev-ery heart beat.)
      • Greg
      • Posted
      • Aaaaaaa-rrroooon, who? Aaron Spelling?
        No, I've never heard of you? You want
        me to do what? Dynasty? Alright, I'll
        give it a go. Goodbye, Cinzano.
      • Matthew
      • Posted
      • For the last time
        Im Mary and your Roada!
      • Matthew
      • Posted
      • To know him is to love him....
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