I remember when I lived up the street
from Jason in Niskayuna in a crappy
little New England style house when I
was in the 11th grade. I remember
eating a bunch of food at his mom's
house, skating in his basement (woa,
this schmitt stix danger deck is so rad!),
pulling crappy little airs off a lumpy
launch ramp in the street in front of his
house, us shaving our heads and having
my mom freak out on me, watching him
beat the latest nintendo games the day
he bought it (wouldn't it be so cool to be
a video game tester?), and carrying on
conversations with Jason while he was
completely asleep (the devil works in
strange ways). I also remember the
street smelling like smashed earth
worms in the morning while waiting for
the bus, but only when it had rained the
night before...oh, and wanting to go to
SUNY Albany cuz they had the
sweetest underground concrete halls
(dig that screeeeeeeeeeeech)
wow. This kid is a genius. Seriously
a half man, half alligator half Zebra. I
donlt know how he does it but he
oozes genius juice all over my couch
whenevere we play cards.
Jay is a decent man if ever there was one,
hes always been good to me except for the
time he tried to tell everyone that i said i
killed 14 people. i never said that i killed 14
people.
Jay had me in a headlock and even though I
was flailing all over the place I couldn't get out
AND he drew a rocket/worm on my forehead
in the process. I loved it so much I had it made
into a tatoo; right there. Jay's like that. Can I
spell his name "Jay"?
he wont tell you this but jason is actually part
human part centipede. watch him transform
thorugh transfats before your very eyes.
jason is also a bad ass artist and a kick ass
upstate snaker.
from Jason in Niskayuna in a crappy
little New England style house when I
was in the 11th grade. I remember
eating a bunch of food at his mom's
house, skating in his basement (woa,
this schmitt stix danger deck is so rad!),
pulling crappy little airs off a lumpy
launch ramp in the street in front of his
house, us shaving our heads and having
my mom freak out on me, watching him
beat the latest nintendo games the day
he bought it (wouldn't it be so cool to be
a video game tester?), and carrying on
conversations with Jason while he was
completely asleep (the devil works in
strange ways). I also remember the
street smelling like smashed earth
worms in the morning while waiting for
the bus, but only when it had rained the
night before...oh, and wanting to go to
SUNY Albany cuz they had the
sweetest underground concrete halls
(dig that screeeeeeeeeeeech)
a half man, half alligator half Zebra. I
donlt know how he does it but he
oozes genius juice all over my couch
whenevere we play cards.
hes always been good to me except for the
time he tried to tell everyone that i said i
killed 14 people. i never said that i killed 14
people.
party...wink wink...no for real
man...haaaaa...
computer in his wrist that is powered
by his brain and that's only one of
the cool things about him!
was flailing all over the place I couldn't get out
AND he drew a rocket/worm on my forehead
in the process. I loved it so much I had it made
into a tatoo; right there. Jay's like that. Can I
spell his name "Jay"?
human part centipede. watch him transform
thorugh transfats before your very eyes.
jason is also a bad ass artist and a kick ass
upstate snaker.