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      Nick Green
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      • Matt
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      • Who doesn't love Nick? The man I've
        known since fourth grade has always
        loved to be miserable. Like when
        someone broke his nose on the school
        bus and then yelled at him the next day
        for letting his mom find out ("Uh, yeah,
        mom, all the blood all over my clothes
        and still draining from my nose?
        Papercut.") But he also loves to be
        happy (gleefully winning 3 of the 4 $25
        pull tabs at the now-defunct St. Francis
        medical fair). So, strangely, things are
        always good for him. Nick never
        ceases to amaze me. I've always been
        jealous of his vocabulary and his writing
        ability. My life would be a lot easier if I
        had his talent. And he always picks the
        perfect Christmas present, even though
        I usually forget to send one to him. The
        length of our friendship (20 years and
        counting) speaks to how great a person
        he is: through all the trials of
        adolescence and adulthoood, Nick has
        always been right there by my side. I
        hope to catch a movie with him. And
        then hear how much he hate
      • Dawn
      • Posted
      • nick was the first man to ever break my
        heart. one day i came home and...he
        was just gone...no word...no letter...
        nothing. until he asked me to be his
        friendster, nice. real nice. 15 years
        i don't here from you and all i get is
        a lousy friendster? well at least i
        know where he is now...he can't escape
        me now...bwahahhahahaha....
      • Marc
      • Posted
      • When I think back on most of the
        funniest things I have ever heard in my
        life, I realize that many of them were
        said by Nick. And I only get to share
        his company about once or twice a
        year. Couple that with being geniunely
        kind and the undisputed king of pop
        (culture) and there's just not enough
        good things to say about him.
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • Nick's full name is Nathanial, which is really
        cool, since an anagram for Nathanial is "Anal
        Than I," which would make a great name for
        an obsessive-compulsive heavy metal band.
      • Andrea
      • Posted
      • Nick excels at kick-assery and the
        assorted arts of cool. He also knows
        the inside, outside and middle scoop
        of everything important. Is there
        anyone who doesn't like this kid?
        Best . . . Boss . . . Ever!
      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • Nick allowed me to sit on my ass for a
        couple years and collect money. For
        that, I'm eternally grateful. He also
        took on the forces of evil on my behalf
        and won. Not too shabby for a Pirates
        fan. At least he's not stuck with
        Randall Simon anymore.
      • M.K.
      • Posted
      • At some point, people start not only
        making a mental list of people to kill,
        but also a list of people who are
        unquestionably great. Like, we form
        our own private jugment day in our
        minds as if by anticipating and
        rationalizing it, we might not be so
        afraid. But anyway, Nick The Slick
        would definitely be at the top of my
        list. Impeccable taste (just look at
        how hip his solitary "favorite book"
        is), unabashed charm, and a
        selflessness that makes me teary
        and hopeful. We share a dislike for a
        certain witch with a bad crimp who
        looks 15 years older than she
        probably is, who wears perfume that
        makes you want to vomit on her
        shoulder-padded pants suit and high
        heels that bring her to a toal of 3'9."
        Nick balances the forces of the earth
        and asks for no thanks in return.
        Anyone with a spine who knows him
        is thankfull he's around. For that
        reason, Nick has made it fun to meet
        other people who've met Nick.

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