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"I'm a big advocate for Family Guy. I love Seth MacFarlane. I would ingest the milk from his man titties if I could. I would..."
More about Catya
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Hobbies and Interests:
Bill and Bob, My Dog, Friends, Being a girl, not being a girl, this whole conflicting process and cycle, the book, not getting into accidents, drunk people, karaoke
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Favorite Books:
A Prayer For Owen Meany, A Widow for a Year, John Irving in General.. Thumbsucker, Portnoy's Complaint, Dry, Shel Silverstein, Slaughterhouse five, Is your Mama a llama? I'm also a Shakespeare freak...don't get me started, Ira Sleeps Over
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Favorite Movies:
The Jay and Bob Series, Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, SLC Punk, The Faculty, American History X, American Beauty, Hedwig and the angry inch, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite
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Favorite Music:
Bob Dylan, Beatles, Zeppelin, Flaming Lips, Pixies, Buzzcocks, Janis, Floyd, Prince, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Bad Religion, The Clash, Social D., Sublime, 2gether, that crap ass Gwen Stefani(I'm shaking in my boots at how bad that cd is), Cypress Hill, Tone Loc, Young MC, Sir Mix-a-lot
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Favorite TV Shows:
FAMILY GUY!!!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, QVC, Simpsons, South Park, Anything on TLC, Fraggle Rock, Crossing Jordan, I love the...
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I'm a big advocate for Family Guy. I love Seth MacFarlane. I would ingest the milk from his man titties if I could. I would kiss the ground he walks on
I one day want to be a part of some sort of women beating the crap out of other women society
I love Karaoke. I've suffered karaoke related injuries.
Im a big fan of snuggling
Im a touchy feely kinda gal
Straight boys seem to think that I'm their mother. It's this strange phenomenon. You should study it.
I'm Yogi Brashti and haven't really been doing that much about it recently. I hate the beach, I REALLY hate sand
I'm one of those people who suffers fools badly. My temper shows itself in unusual ways
I have an amazing group of friends who have witnessed the depths of my insanity and still stuck by me
I'm always prepared to go out and have a good time
Recently I've been getting into a lot of accidents
ATV's and I don't mix...well at least when sand dunes are involved
I smoke too much...
I get major shit for smoking too much...
I think I should quit...
Maybe tommorow
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Who I Want to Meet:
Other mothers (or mother fuckers)
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and a tender mother. She can chat about the
scatological with matronly grace that belies her
age. When I can't afford a therapist and I won't
weird out my mom, I call her and know I'm in for
so much wisdom that I sometimes wonder if she
sprung fully formed from the head of a lightning
tosser. Athena, bow your laurelled head before
this goddess of terrestrial erudition.
splendid and intricate adventures which
could take a quadrilogy of novels to even
puncture. None, however, compare to
one Catya told me about her huffing air
freshener in a public bathroom at the
tender age of fourteen.
testification for Catya, but it ain't here. So I guess I
did it in my head. It's long overdue. Catya is one of
my favorite people. She's been there for me and
with me this past year like few others. And she's
done so out of pure goodness. Catya combines
refreshing goofiness with sage wisdom,
sometimes in the same sentence. I am enriched
by knowing Catya; I'm also comforted, cheered,
entertained, revived, amused, jittered, jested,
jumbled, chastised, loved. Catya rocks like [insert
favorite hard rockin' band] rocked at their peak.
reaches her hand out to people when
they least expect it. She did to me
months ago and I am eternally greatful.
Her caring humor comes off as a bit
intensek sometimes but the harder she
brings it the more she cares. I love this
girl like a sister. Shes strong, beautiful,
smart, funny and spiritul what more
could someone want in a woman. Every
stuggle you face you pick yourself back
up and you always ask for help. You are
truely a power of example. I look foward
to continueing to "trudge this road to
happy destiny" with you. XOX
honor watching you grow. Becoming the
person your HP created. You are so
beautiful, kind, loving and giving. Thank
you for being there to show up! May you
cont. shining that light upon your fellows.
who's suffered grave and heart-rendingly
tragic injury at the hands of a black
transvestite-bordered karaoke stage . . .
probably singing about Sir Mix-a-lot's
uncontrollable and staggering penchant
for big black and Latina asses. Yeah, I
like those too. Anyway, hope the leg's
better. You'll be back up and
proclaiming your intense and
overwhelming arousal at the very thought
of massive, smooth, shining, thong-
laden Latin posteriors soon enough. I'll
be looking forward to once again hearing
all about what your Anaconda wants just
as soon as you're back on your feet.
the Yogi Brashti. I was afraid that as one scaled
the ladder to enlightenment, things got more and
more boring. It's cool to learn that after the robes
and beads comes kickass punk rock clothes,
attitude enough for three ordinairy meta-divas, and
the sweetness of all the honey in the alterna-Bee
reality that only Celtic Bee shamans know about. I
look at Catya and I see the future, and the future is
going to be all right.