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- Female, 89, Single
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Interested In: Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since: Apr 2004
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Location: Paradise, CA
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Hometown: Paradise, California
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Company: K-Mart, Paradise Irrigation District, Paradise Post, Gold Nugget Museum
- Paradise's URL:
- http://profiles.friendster.com/8033169
"About half of my 30k or so residents are over 55 and on a fixed income. The other half are either earning minimum wage or..."
More about Paradise
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Schools (Other):
Paradise Elementary, Ponderosa, Paradise Intermediate, Paradise High, First Adventist
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Occupation:
On Welfare, Retired
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Affiliations:
Gold Nuggets, E Clampus Vitus, Bobcats
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Hobbies and Interests:
Creeks, Rock-Hopping, Driving 25 through downtown, Hiking in Bille Park, Deer Hunting, Mud Whomping, Skate Boarding, Going to Church with a massive hangover
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Favorite Books:
Johnny Appleseed
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Favorite Movies:
RobinHood
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Favorite Music:
Honkey Tonk, Jazz, Classic Rock, The Blues
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Favorite TV Shows:
Roseanne
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About Me:
About half of my 30k or so residents are over 55 and on a fixed income. The other half are either earning minimum wage or collecting welfare, making babies. This leaves all of my residents with just enough cash to buy a tall silver bullet and a pack of Lucky smokes on a daily basis. Fishing is a popular passtime here, as is hangin out in the Taco Bell parking lot. I've got more red dirt than anyplace I've ever heard of. Once it's on your clothes, it ain't comin off. Visit Paradise if you're sure you'll enjoy a walk along a flume, climbing tall trees, or avoiding one of the three police officers on duty, come on down! (or up, as the case may be)
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Who I Want to Meet:
Mullet and Wrangler wearing, two-steppin, no-teethin, country folk. Yes, this includes you: Stirling City residents. Those who have lived in me and visited a time or two. People who have something nice to say about the Clampers and anyone who can claim to have made it big while still in the 95969.
Add me as a friend! First name: Paradise, Last name: California
P.S. Stay off the drugs. They're no good.
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my boss says that to me every other
day. it always gives me a chance to
reflect on my younger days just for a
minute. paradise, youre alright. i don't
know why outsiders don't understand
your ways.
keep it real.
and stay true to yourself, dawg.
i think that's how we used to say it there.
in paradise, and i'm pretty sure that the
level of curriculum excellence, declined
instead of inclined with the older
and "wiser" i got, all the paradisian kids
there think they're black, yet are racist
against black people, well anyone who's
not white, and half of the high school
overdosed or committed suicide, so i'd
say, Paradise is well on its way to
becomming.... uhm you know.
joking, that you could never be a real place,
and that I could not have been a product of
your mountain air and right wing religious
bigots. And I have to tell them about the pine
trees, the red necks, about the hundreds of
churches, the place where the ultimate prize
in a Beauty pageant is getting to ride in a
giant gold pan down skyway with horses
shitting in the road in front of you, the town
whose only claim to fame is that it is the
largest city in the country that still uses
septic tanks instead of a sewer system,
basically meaning that everyone still there is
basically living on a pile of shit! Yet
somehow I still call you home and end up
finding myself there every 6 months or so
thankful that I was able to escape your
chains without having to join the military or
go to prison. I love you Paradise.
Paradise is dead, All hail Paradise.
favorite places to look for old stuff.
RePreSenTiN..
over grown, termite infested utopia of
trees and 25MPH highways. Stay out of
this town if you like to go fast or
play with yourself. Yeah, I said it!
Play With Yourself. Which some of us
like to do! Or if you prefer watching
the locals try to muster a burger down
with just gums, then it's
entertaining...
have to drive so far to work every day.
The flumes are rad, and it's always
cool when you can buy Bret Easton Ellis
books at the library for 25 cents.