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"I am a man of great power! If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to describe myself in one word, I would snatch the..."
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More About John
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Occupation:
Giggle Master
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Hobbies and Interests:
dancing, prancing
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About Me:
I am a man of great power! If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to describe myself in one word, I would snatch the gun out of their hand and pistol whip them into unconsciousness. Then, when they woke up tied to a chair in an abandoned amusement park, they would see me standing there, brandishing the gun that they thought made them so tough. "What's one word I'd use to describe myself?" I'd ask. "Murderer." And then I'd pull the trigger. Then I would be arrested for murder.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Lorenzo Lamas
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Testimonials and Comments for John
V. Cool.
favorite people to run into randomly.
Because I sure as shit won't go out of
my way to see him.
Yeah, that about sums it up.
Thanks for giving me your half of the
money for my "morning after" pill.
Love, Bran
Da best i tell ya...He's like family...Ya
know, I'd let him molest my young and
what not...
and he is my masochistic baby
man back when i met him, and he's still
the man so technically he is the man
now dog. man i miss you dog!